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| Jem_hadar |
Well, im sure some of yall have maybe seen this before in your inbox (or seen a different version of this), they've been going around, but this one was new to me when I read it. it was pretty freaking funny... highly amusing...
So to those who havent seen it before, check it out LOL :stongue:
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Subject: FW: Technical Support Required
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Please help… ? |
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| DJ_Science |
| Well, this is going to make its rounds about my office. |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Science
Well, this is going to make its rounds about my office. |
Thats the stuff! :D |
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| tranceinurpants |
| I have actually found a few tutorials to deal with all the versions of "Girlfriend". First off theres www.fastseduction.com witch allows you to find and run a few instances of the Girlfriend program. Another good tutorial to avoid letting the Girlfriend program crash your harddrive is http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html and that tutorial can be found translated into a few different languages, for you forign folks out there. |
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| nycionx |
| thats is hilarious! everything 100% true...of course |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by nycionx
thats is hilarious! everything 100% true...of course |
I think id trade in Wife 1.0 for PetKitty 2.5
PetKitty 2.5 is always puring and in fine working order never breaking down or causing problems with other pre-existing or new programs and hardware!
Its VERY compatible! |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by nycionx
thats is hilarious! everything 100% true...of course |
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I know, i LOVED this email when I got to work this morning... put a good smile on my day... its the 3rd one like it ive gotten... ive read two other variations, one was about husband 1.0 and the other was strickly about wife 1.0 (it went in a different direction than this one)
I should try to find them... im sure i got them archived!:cool: |
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| trancechaos |
IMO
friends4.2 >>>>>> girlfriend1.0
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| Endlesswave |
| Hah, nice. Intellectualwhores.com is great as well. |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancechaos
IMO
friends4.2 >>>>>> girlfriend1.0
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Im not sure id trade in Girlfriend 1.0 for Friends 4.2
I find find when you finally find that special program, its just awesome to have installed...
You can only use Friends 4.2 for so long before u need to switch up and buy some Girlfriend 1.X software!
Girlfrind 1.0 > Friends 4.2
but Friends 4.2 dont crash nearly as much and has a longer usage period (u dont always have to keep updating it as often of the GF 1.0 program) |
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| trancechaos |
no way dude,
friends 4.2 is the
we can argue on this point forever, but i have found that i have the best versions of friends4.2 and they will never crash on me. friends4.2 is for life and will be there to help re-boot your machine when girlfriend1.0 shuts your system down.
so friends4.2 for life. |
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| Orko |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
Subject: FW: Technical Support Required
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other and they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Please help… ? |
best post ever!!!!! |
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