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Rofflez at the United States of America. (pg. 3)
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| Steve Stephano |
Such a terrible story. There was an incident here too a few days after christmas, where the nephew's of a guy I work with got into a fight, they were 24 and 21 I think, and the elder killed his younger brother.
Very sad...!
Yet, despite that I found this post hilarious! :p
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
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omg...its terrible, but when i first read that story i pictured some fat girl strangling another girl, screaming ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE! at the top of her lungs :haha: |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
PS: American girls are sluts. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It's not a matter of being late. It's a matter of timing. It could happen anytime. In fact, it could be happening at this very moment. If it is, you're behind it already. You're the one who is late. The train's gone and all you have is the steam. Do you know what happens when steam goes up to the sky. It creates clouds, and it rains. Then it goes underground. Pretty much the inverse way when compared to trance music. It's all related, you know. But this is not the point. We're talking about bashing America, remember? I'll be a gentleman and let you flame Brazil as well because we... heck, what have we done? Oh, we defeated your football team (the proper one) in the 1990 world cup. It was a tough match. And that guy hit the elbow so hard in that other players forehead that he needed to have surgery. Disgusting. I wouldn't like it to happen to me. Could you imagine the pain? Or having a hole in your forehead? You could have a third eye implanted, which would be really cool but it's related exclusively to the fact that I should be doing something else and I'm posting this senseless non-sense. Why? Because we all need to bash America. I mean, what's the fun in bashing France if they surrender on the second post? See? |
hahahaha last sentence is :p !. I love stream of conscious writing! |
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| Arbiter |
| That doesn't make any sense, I call bull. |
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| insecurity |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If we don't bash America, who are we going to bash?
It's like an international sport. Americans don't use the metric system. Americans don't use their feet when playing football (not as much as we do). Heck, they're even lazy enough to name their country so they just named it after the continent! Why can't we pretend we're outraged!? It's even better when someone doesn't realise I'm joking and quotes this text because of the first line. We then will be arguing about absolutely nothing. Daily stress relieved on the internet. That's just perfect. In fact, you're barely paying attention to what it's written here, and you're either scrolling down the mouse obliviously or you're reading this expecting a punch line. There's no punch line, forget it. This is just a bait. Or maybe it's not even a bait. That's the beauty of this post. It is what it isn't, and it's not what is seems to be. Philosophies could be created upon this post. Maybe even an artistic movement, if this had not already happened eighty years ago. Bugger.
Despite of it, I don't agree, I don't disagree and, before all, I'd like to state that I'm not going to be indifferent about it. Down with the US! |
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I bet it's too big for a sig (& most won't have the attention span to read it), but I'm going to use it for a day or two
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
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I'll be a gentleman and let you flame Brazil as well because we... heck, what have we done? Oh, we defeated your football team (the proper one) in the 1990 world cup. It was a tough match. And that guy hit the elbow so hard in that other players forehead that he needed to have surgery. Disgusting. I wouldn't like it to happen to me. Could you imagine the pain? Or having a hole in your forehead?
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Sir, I don't recall a match between the US of A and Brazil in Italy 1990. They were in different groups and the US of A never made it to the second round, they didn't win a single game. No match against the US of A was tough back then.
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| Nell |
| haha. roFelBUrger!!! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It's not a matter of being late. It's a matter of timing. It could happen anytime. In fact, it could be happening at this very moment. If it is, you're behind it already. You're the one who is late. The train's gone and all you have is the steam. Do you know what happens when steam goes up to the sky. It creates clouds, and it rains. Then it goes underground. Pretty much the inverse way when compared to trance music. It's all related, you know. But this is not the point. We're talking about bashing America, remember? I'll be a gentleman and let you flame Brazil as well because we... heck, what have we done? Oh, we defeated your football team (the proper one) in the 1990 world cup. It was a tough match. And that guy hit the elbow so hard in that other players forehead that he needed to have surgery. Disgusting. I wouldn't like it to happen to me. Could you imagine the pain? Or having a hole in your forehead? You could have a third eye implanted, which would be really cool but it's related exclusively to the fact that I should be doing something else and I'm posting this senseless non-sense. Why? Because we all need to bash America. I mean, what's the fun in bashing France if they surrender on the second post? See? |
Bravo. what an amazing speech! +1
As for the girl who killed her sister to get the hamburger. She deserves a smack on the bum with teh wooden spoon!! :whip: :wtf: "Bad girl, Now dont do it again!" |
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| Azz3D |
speaking about 12 year olds, did you guys hear about that 12-year old girl who got suspended from school because she wore a red-white-blue necklace to honor her family members who have gone off to iraq? the school assumed she wore it to represent a gang...
has the world gone mad?
nope... america has...
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/st...sdate=2/17/2005 |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| most of America just needs to [[smoke]] |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
Sir, I don't recall a match between the US of A and Brazil in Italy 1990. They were in different groups and the US of A never made it to the second round, they didn't win a single game. No match against the US of A was tough back then.
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1994, sorry, when the world cup was in the United States. |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If we don't bash America, who are we going to bash?
...Heck, they're even lazy enough to name their country so they just named it after the continent!
...In fact, you're barely paying attention to what it's written here, and you're either scrolling down the mouse obliviously or you're reading this expecting a punch line. There's no punch line, forget it. This is just a bait. Or maybe it's not even a bait. That's the beauty of this post. It is what it isn't, and it's not what is seems to be. Philosophies could be created upon this post. Maybe even an artistic movement, if this had not already happened eighty years ago. Bugger.
Despite of it, I don't agree, I don't disagree and, before all, I'd like to state that I'm not going to be indifferent about it. Down with the US! |
oh god that was a tough read... anyways our country is the United States of America (USA, of course) and we call it america... but honestly, it's a long name to type!
god damn, man! how would we get by if we typed United States of America every time we talked about our country? I mean i feel like im wasting my life here typing United States of America and ranting on about something that i honestly dont even care about but simply am bored and am typing down cryptic that has nothing to do with even the most vapid of anythings.
hope you read that ^ the joke about the pandas in iraq in the middle was funny... :eek:
what great lengths i go to to get people to read my !
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