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3 girls at a bar
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| elektrikal |
Pretty old joke so if u'v heard it, forgive me.
3 girls sittin up at a bar talkin bout their sex lives and boyfriends.
First girl says "I am so loose my boyfriend can stick his entire fist in me."
2nd girl says "I am so loose my boyfriend can stick his entire head in me."
3rd girl said "Thats nothing, I am so loose..." then she fell through the barstool.
Another one, again, oldie but goldie
Woman and her white husband living happily in their apartment until he dies one day. Woman is sad over this especially because she will miss having sex with him. So she decides to chop off his dick and make it stick out from the wall so she can still have sex with his dick.
After awhile word gets around the apartment building so guys would start removing the husband's dick and stick their own through the wall, the wife never noticed the difference. Finally one day a black guy decides to try his luck, so he removes the husband's dick and sticks his through the wall. Woman comes home to have sex with "her husband" only to find the dick had become old and rotten so she chopped it off from the wall.
Dont try and make too much sense out of this one, just pretend its possible and laugh, I did. |
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| JackJ |
| haha, nice, i liked the 2nd one... |
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