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| nycionx |
this is great!
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
Will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
Which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft c". Sertainly, this will
Make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united Europ vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!! |
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| Jayx1 |
So in other words they are just making text message shorthand legit?
LOL
Sadly that looks like a lot of the spelling that i witness on these messageboards! :stongue: :o |
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| DigiNut |
| That is pure gold. |
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| VERTiG0 |
I think you totally missed the point, Jayx1. It flew way over your head :)
That is truly awesome, from German back to German. :laffo: |
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| Jayx1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I think you totally missed the point, Jayx1. It flew way over your head :)
That is truly awesome, from German back to German. :laffo: |
No i got the point... i just added my own :) |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
That is pure gold. |
:stongue: |
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| fastmp3 |
| reminds me of the sms language :whip: |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by nycionx
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
Will be the official language of the European Union |
The French would never allow that.
Full stop! |
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| DJ_Elyot |
| That is genius. Really really funny. |
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| TeMPo.fLUx |
| quote: | Originally posted by nycionx
Ze drem of a united Europ vil finali kum tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!! |
lol.. that reminds me of Yvon of the Yukon.. |
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| TrueToTheCrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by ShadoWolf
The French would never allow that.
Full stop! |
SO the French will complain and the EU will have 2 official languages. All signs will have french / english where only 10% of the population can read french.
Sound familiar. |
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