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| drufrumvancity |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
yo yo. dis rap is da yo:
My child arrived just the other muthafocken day
He came to the world in the usual muthafocken way
But there were planes to catch and muthafocken bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away yo
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it bitch', and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you bitch"
And the cat's in the muthafocken cradle and the silver muthafocken spoon
Little boy blue and put a cap in the ass of the man on the moon
When you comin' home slut?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then ho
You know we'll have a home-boy time then
My son turned ten just the other muthafocken day
He said, "Thanks for the joint, Dog, come on let's play
Can you teach me to gangbang", I said "Not today
I got a lot to muthafocken do", he said, "That's ok yo"
And he walked away but his smile never muthafocken dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be a pimp"
And the cat's in the muthafocken cradle and the silver muthafocken spoon
Little boy blue and put a cap in the ass of the man on the moon
When you comin' home slut?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then ho
You know we'll have a home-boy time then
Well, he came home from a drive-by just the other day
He had shot every mutha****** that had got in his way
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you smoke joint for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a muthafocken smile
"What I'd really like, slut, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them biatch?"
And the cat's in the muthafocken cradle and the silver muthafocken spoon
Little boy blue and put a cap in the ass of the man on the moon
When you comin' home slut?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then ho
You know we'll have a home-boy time then
I've long since retired, my son's moved muthafocken away
I called him up just the other muthafocken day
I said, "I'd like to smoke a joint with you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dog, if I can find the time
You see my new drug dealing is a hassle and kids are in a gang
But it's sure muthafocken nice talking to you, Dog
It's been sure muthafocken nice talking to you"
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown his own hooch just like me
My boy was just like me
And the cat's in the muthafocken cradle and the silver muthafocken spoon
Little boy blue and put a cap int the ass of the man on the moon
When you comin' home slut?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then ho
You know we'll have a home-boy time then |
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| Pariah Cleric |
Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherin Dangerous Crew bitch
with that old school
Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they ed that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to
With any mother****** got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vet
6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
:haha: :haha: :wtf:
true dat biatch. true dat. yo. :p |
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| BeatFreak |
| quote: | | Why is does Hip Hop generally use cheap tricks? (in depth music discussion) |
that's the biggest bunch of dumb bull I've ever read. If it came from someone who knew anything about hip-hop I'd consider the opinion.
Trance can be described in the same way. |
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| kamil |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
that's the biggest bunch of dumb bull I've ever read. If it came from someone who knew anything about hip-hop I'd consider the opinion.
Trance can be described in the same way. |
Nah, americans are just rhythmless (its a fact too) |
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| BeatFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by kamil
Nah, americans are just rhythmless (its a fact too) |
HAHA!! This coming from a Canadian!!! What a joke! |
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| DjArTiN! |
If you guys have any more like the ones these people mentioned, put them up, thanks.
-Artin |
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| kamil |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
HAHA!! This coming from a Canadian!!! What a joke! |
Im canadian? Since when? |
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| jpisani |
All there is to rap music is a bunch of guys talking about bitches, blunts, and big screen TVs.
All there is to trance is unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce dissss unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce dissss. |
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