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most funniest/memorable moments in serious movies.. (pg. 3)
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer
Oh man, Snatch is great
"Boris? As Boris the Blind? As Boris the bullet dodger?"
"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
"Cuz he dodges bullets Avi" |
"For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a ing thing."
"So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church." (loved that explanation!!)
"Replicas? What do you mean, replicas?"
"They look real don't they? I also brought some extra loud blanks just in case."
"In case what?! In case we have to deafen them to death?!"
Buahahah best movie evarrrr!!! :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Ub3rTrancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by loca
Buahahah best movie evarrrr!!! :stongue: :stongue: |
"Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Yeah. Don't go to England. "
so true, another one of my top movies
lockstock and two smoking barrels is the too... Guy Ritchie pwnz |
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer
"Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Yeah. Don't go to England. "
so true, another one of my top movies
lockstock and two smoking barrels is the too... Guy Ritchie pwnz |
Damn right! Loved LS too! Ah man... now i feel like watching the movies again... hmmm |
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| Ub3rTrancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by loca
Damn right! Loved LS too! Ah man... now i feel like watching the movies again... hmmm |
lol same here, usually i prob would, but i promised myself to hit the computer lab and work on my computer science assig... |
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| The Highroller |
Lock Stock & 2 Smokin' Barrels > Snatch
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-ing-culturalist.
Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the ing Century!" In fact, it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.
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| nycionx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kytracid
My 10 Top Worst/Cheesiest/Corniest movie lines ... EVA !
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i can add another one to that:
hale berry as storm in xmen
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck
by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else"
is that fuken stupid or wut |
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| Brutal |
| The Postman - "You're a godsend, a saviour." "No, I'm a postman." (Kevin Costner) :whip: |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brutal
The Postman - "You're a godsend, a saviour." "No, I'm a postman." (Kevin Costner) :whip: |
I think we have a winner. |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ub3rTrancer
I like that one line in Pulp Fiction after Marsellus gets rapped in the ass...
Butch - "Are you ok?"
Marsellus - "Nah man... Im pretty fukin far from ok."
but again, that movie is full of great lines, i fukin love Pulp fiction, one of my top movies of all time.
But one of the best dialogs that i just cant help to quote while watchin that movie and giggle after is...
Jules: Mmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys . Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?"
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage?"
Jules: No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules Winnfield: Why?
Jimmie: Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead ******s ain't my ing business, that's why!
on man.. the list goes on and on |
n Pulp Fiction and Snatch DO rules some seriosu ass... just choke full o' good expressions!
More, more! ;)
Alex, luvin' the quotes! n wicked! |
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| ninjahola |
| quote: | Originally posted by nycionx
i can add another one to that:
hale berry as storm in xmen
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck
by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else"
is that fuken stupid or wut |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| ninjahola |
Speed -
"Don't get dead" |
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| bARTovsky |
Surprised no one has posted anything from Airplane yet....!
Allow me:
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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[as the plane prepares to take off]
Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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So many more.... funniest movie ever :haha: |
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