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urban dictionary is t3h awsome!
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| nchs09 |
keep it real A term used to define the "realocity" of an individual. Often used to describe how "tough" or "ganga-skilled" one is.
Example:
Shanequa:I been sleepin' wit yo man, beyotch! *insert two finger snaps for good measure*
Ranaenae:Oh no you did not!
Shanequa:Oh yes I did, bitch! Whatchu gonna do about it?
Ranaenae:I gonna keep it real, you chickenhead.
*insert some low-class rap and a "pimped out" low rider.*
---===15 minutes later===---
Ranaenae shows up at Shanequa's abode in her worn out Cutlass Supreme carring a wooden baseball bat and a half-empty carton of eggs. First, she smashes out the front window of Shanequa's car, and proceeds to cake both the car and house with the eggs. Moments later, police arive on the scene to find Ranaenae scrawling something on Shanequa's house with black spraypaint. The then arrest her, throw her in their cruiser, and take her down to the police station. Ranaenae then claims police brutality and is released, so as promote good relations with the public. |
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| nchs09 |
haha they are the best definitions for the most random words girl:p
1. gaaaaaaaaaaah
a word you would say when nothing else comes to your mind .. in expression of indiferrence.
"how was your day?"
"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
"oh i see, nice chatting with you."
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| FallingMoon |
LMAO
1. dude
A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters.
dude, i'm like......dude
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
that thing is too funny...
edit: this was funnier
1. nigga
Nigga is a word which evolved from the derogative term "******". Tupac best defined the distinction between the two.
******- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck.
NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck.
Tupac defined the word
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| KOzOK |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
LMAO
1. dude
A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters.
dude, i'm like......dude
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
that thing is too funny...
edit: this was funnier
1. nigga
Nigga is a word which evolved from the derogative term "******". Tupac best defined the distinction between the two.
******- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck.
NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck.
Tupac defined the word
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ROFL This is 2 funny :haha: |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
yes!!! look up the gorilla mask
also the stranger,and the emeril |
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| signde |
LMAO @ gorilla mask
some of my favorites:
jersey turnpike:
This is when your ing a girl doggie style and finger her , then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
angry dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
pirate:
When a girls giving you head, you pull out bust in her eye and she goes arrrrrggg and puts her hand over her eye and looks like a pissed pirate
pink sock:
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock. |
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| scamsel |
pink sock is just to sick to be funny!
roman helmet is good too and the rusty trumpet |
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| Dj Daeron |
OMG too funny!:haha: :haha: :haha:
Whats the link for the full dictionary? |
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| jasin |
gorilla mask!!! lmao
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