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An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
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http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/intel...at_eye_mean.htm
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| quote: | An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
by Jonathan Hayter
Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years."
She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health. |
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| enferno |
i'm too in lazy to click on it. but i gotta break even on my debts.
so, i will attempt to discuss anyways.
i believe that Dr. Cootch has expressed his upmost empathy for the starving children in Uganda, but, perhaps he was a little bit over-zealous in his representation of their hardships in life? Perhaps when he said "Only $8 a month can feed a starving child .. " was a bit underpriced? Maybe he just takes those $8 you donate and goes to a titty bar?
Who knows. I smell scam though. |
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| beats and beeps |
What happens if I find "busty beauties" Repulsive?
I cant stand anything larger than a B cup. |
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| enferno |
I believe this is the actual article . .
| quote: | An Eyeful of sperm a Day Keeps the Doctor Away (nless it's a female doctor, who is thusly getting the dosage once optically daily)
by Jonathan Hayter (Hater! GO drink some Hateraide)
Staring at women's boobies OMG! is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute google at women's boobies OMG! is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym (or under the sheets). A five-year old studied 200 men and found that those who enjoyed a longing look at boobies OMG! had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower throb rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful of sperm.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, using her own boobies OMG!, wrote in Playboy ( I read it for the articles): "Just 10 minutes of staring at the boobies OMG! of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout (or butt sechs). Sexual excitement gets the pen0r pumping and improves blood circumcision. There is no question that gazing at boobies OMG! makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily increases the strokeing of pen0r and heart attack in men with halfies. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his penis life 4 to 5 inches."
She added that fugly stars like Dolly Parton(ugly ****), Heather Locklear(ty actress), Anna Nicole Smith(fat bitch) and Demi Moore(almost as old as my mom) had proved to be especially good for the men's penial functions. |
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| Yan |
This is so ooooooold.
::goes to check out some :: |
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| Floorfiller |
| no one can ever accuse me of not working out :gsmile: |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
no one can ever accuse me of not working out :gsmile: |
dude, i thought you were gay, err, rather, Jasmine
thusly, you musn't work out. or rather, eery day inthe mirror |
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| Psy-T |
what if you're gay?
do boobies still improve your health? :haha: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I am SO glad this thread isn't about Bukkake. :o |
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| fitom tiel |
| i cannot remember the last time i stared at someone's breasts, in person |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
i cannot remember the last time i stared at someone's breasts, in person |
:wtf:
you ought to be: :o
:D |
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