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Dear Alcohol (pg. 4)
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| Schadenfreude |
| ebony and irony. |
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| Echo of Silence |
Ha, I love Amber. <3
Even when we were cyber enemies, I loved her.
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| igottaknow |
| I'm sorry I didn't follow this thread. Did alcohol ever reply? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I haven't been doing nearly enough drunk dialing. But then, I haven't even been getting drunk. :/ |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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lol right? Eeerriiieee |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
lol right? Eeerriiieee |
lol |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I'm sorry I didn't follow this thread. Did alcohol ever reply? |
Dear Trancebrat,
I've received your letter and am replying, in kind. First and foremost, I think you should realize you're not in charge of our arrangement - I ING AM! Got it?! You better stop being such a little about this . I can only take care of so much pain you cause yourself because of the you say or do or whatever, when you're ing drunk, so buck up, lil' camper. It's not MY fault you're such a -up.
See. I get these letters ALL THE ING TIME. Mostly from treatment centers where -ups like you, who can't control themselves, are tricked into believing that writing a good-bye letter to me, Alcohol, will actually keep me away. They actually drop it in a mail-box for 's sake. It's hilarious.
Oh, the confessions, from people who have vomited on their own wedding dress, the night before an event beginning a marriage fueled by me that would end when the car she drove plowed into him backing out of the driveway to their home. Oh, that's right, baby. I've seen it all. Wheelchair bound homeless guys who passed out in a hotel room floor, next to some who wound up steeling his wheel-chair. Frat boys who engage in situational homosexuality and even a few from those 'movie star' sorority girls over at Girls Gone Wild.
So your letter has me laughing a little harder than usual. Like you're trying to dictate the terms of what happens when you drink me. That is ing funny. Oh my God. Don't you get it, you little bitch? I ing own you. I am a ing sadist and you're done with this dance when I SAY YOU ARE GOOD AND DONE WITH THIS DANCE.
So, in closing, I want to add, know your ing place. Maybe you'll have a good time tonight. Maybe you'll be woken up at 7 a.m. by a pissed off cop who's there to serve you with a warrant of trespass along with your maxed out credit card, because you made a fool out of yourself at your favorite bar. Maybe both. Regardless, don't try anything stupid. I ing own your ass.
Respectfully,
Alcohol |
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| Renzo |
| So EddieZilker is whose alt? |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
So EddieZilker is whose alt? |
EddieZilker's |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
So EddieZilker is whose alt? |
Alcohol. duh didn't you read his last post? |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Alcohol. duh didn't you read his last post? |
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I totally should have waited for this. |
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| tubularbills |
| this thread has proved to be both eerie and hillarious. nice one eddie |
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