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| twisted |
| quote: |  HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals. |
ing class :stongue: :stongue: |
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| twisted |
"My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."
F.U. -- Student
"I thought this site was a joke, so I sent them an email, as a joke, and asked if they would consider killing my schoolteacher for free, because I was a student and couldn't afford to pay them. Next morning there were a hundred police cars in front of my school, and I walked in just as they were carrying a corpse in a body bag. When I checked my email, later on, I got a reply with one word: 'done'. It was kind of scary, but I guess I'm glad. I never told anyone."
V.J. -- High school Student |
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| twisted |
Gift Certificates:
If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.
way to in class... i know what I want for my birthday! how bouts all the TAs pitch in on it for me? :tongue2 :tongue2 :tongue2 |
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| AlphaStarred |
w00t?
let's all pitch in so they can clear markus & avb off the face of the earth.
i kid, i kid :D :whip: :toothless |
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| AlphaStarred |
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
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| trance85 |
funny stuff
:rolleyes: even funnier |
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| varun |
Heh
the whole things looks kind of scammy but who knows...;) |
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| jonSun |
| Thats Enferno's site.:p |
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