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Lam's bday weekend
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| kr00t0n |
Starts off friday night, houseparty, 10pm
Ching, wee-uns x6, vodka, mixing, ppl, randomness all finishing round 6am
but noooo, some of us can't be bothered to stop, so off we head to an afterparty at another house, more ching, 2x more wee-uns, guitars, hilarious attempt at ouija board
ppl started dropping like flies, and by 11am it was just 4 of us left
finished of the ching and final wee-un between us all
then we had ideas
118 118 were unable to supply us with numbers for various things, to quote my mate:
"Hi, I'm on drugs and I need a hooker.... no? You dont have numbers for hookers then? oh alright, what about strippers....? nope? man.... ok, how about a ninja, I need someone killed?" *click*
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
We also tried for:
A stripper with ingrown toenails
A midget hooker with no teeth
Yellow pages it was, lets find a clown, that would be fun... no clowns available at 2pm on a Saturday? poop
how about a magician, Uncle Zeeto and Mr Scruffy the dog.... £105 an hour, that!
Ah to hell with it, lets get a stripper!!
Minging, but what do you expect for £65 ;p
2 bottles of Jack Daniels later, and I realise I'm supposed to be in central London for 10pm to go to Chinawhites with my mate and a bunch of his female uni student friends
Dash home, shower, realise I havent eaten since friday evening, slept since thursday night, and and proper pissed from all the JD
Doesnt stop me
RAWR!!
Get into Chinawhites, and OMG, I wasted SO much money, £7 for a pack of cigs, £4.50 for some spring rolls, £140 for a bottle of JD!!!!!
My credit card is still weeping
and whilst jamming on the dancefloor bumped into Jamie Oliver, ROFL!!
Left Chinas at 5am, caught bus back to Twickenham, things are a bit blurry til I wake up in some expenisve huge house at like 2pm, wondering where the I was, hehehe
only got home 11:30pm yesterday, and been at work all day.
ing top class weekend, but at a total cost of £445, I don't think it's the kind I'll be having anytime soon
*drops dead*
Pics from weekend:
http://alink.packetslut.co.uk/gallery/view...bumName=album40
I couldnt get me camera into Chinas tho |
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| dj_mdma |
well the weekend didn't end for me, you non hardcore person you :stongue:
I wake up at 2 on sunday, and we've got to go to the Ivy again, this time i was taking my family as well as Fiona and Jola. I was (and still am) sufferoing from sleep deprivation, i have not had a proper nights sleep since mid february :wtf: :wtf:
i have not been to bed at a reasonable time (i.e around 12midnight) since wednesday :eyespop:
But yeah, got to the ivy, got pretty tupsy on a glass of white and some 100% alcoholic cherries :stongue: and then i got pressganged by jola into coming back to her local student pub for cheap vodka. Bear in mind i was a little pised on othing
and then its pretty hazy after that, but i vaguely remmebr somoking some shisha in some random student halls, and watching lots of live lesbian action. and then i woke up at 11am with someone banging on the door...
"where the am i?!"
".......there;s a man on your floor..."
"oh hi steph"
"oh hi lam, didn't expect to see you here"
:stongue:
and then i went to work at 4, and god back at half ten.
I actualy feel like i'm ed atm
:haha: :haha:
Chris took many pics of fridays partay can't wait to see them |
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| clubbersking2001 |
lol
Sounds like you guys had a great time :) |
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| dj_mdma |
| And i've just seen the strip movie :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| sykadelik |
| Is that a mullet you have now lam? |
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| dj_mdma |
you can judge for yourself :p
(its not a mullet, its a pseudo mullet)
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| sykadelik |
| Well whatever it is, it looks like one expensive haircut. :D |
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