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jp
http://hawtalta.com/media.php?wmv=gay_roommates :D
D-res
lol
Mr. Pink
nice :)
Sunsnail
lol!
dallastar
I wish I could say that I am happy with my roomies , but I am not - just last week, my (nice) roomie calls me while I am at work and leaves a horrible message on my answering machine, just b/c i touched the thermostate in our condo!

It went something like this:
"Dallas, what the , how many in time do you need to be told Not to ing touch the heat - why the would you do it? ing , just don't in' touch the ing thermostat. Ok? ok!!!"

so you can imagine that i am lil' weary of crossing paths with her -a dn I thought she was kewl! turns out all kewl chicks can be canadian psycho!!!

The other roommate can be a pure bitch too! (and thanks for listening btw.) really theraputic!!!

Anyways, just the other day her creepy boyfriend has blue paint on his shoes and thinks it was me that put it on them! Just b/c abotu a month ago I painted a blue painting!!!??? liek WTF - and the way she asked wasn't even nice, or wasn't evena question - it was more like "I alraedy know it was you!" accusation - what a biatch!!!

I told her staright up - I actually haven't done any 'blue' painting for about a month, and you should learn how to speak to people!

BIATCH!!!!

And as for her creepy boyfriend, abotu 22 days after i moved in Dec 1st 2004, he popped a freakin' 'e' (but not totally confirmed, but he does do it and was shaken and eyes all buggin' out) he also smoked rediculous amounts of coco puffs and this coudl have lead to this fkuced up behaviour as well...

He claimed he was hearing a girls voice screamin in my bedroom I just moved into! What a FREAKAZOID!!! So he went through all my stuff that was int he hall closets - ripping everything out - and belive me I interveaned - but all the while he is doing that, he had a 14 inch knife in his hands - LIKE WTF!!! seriously - i need him to be killed! lol! not kidding! . . .. . (Nobody should mess with Texas!);)
So I smoke a j and try to go to sleep that ngiht - to have him walk in while I am under the covers with no knocking to warm lil' miss dallastar) and he's still got his knife in his bloody hand, and comes in and turns on the light and says, " I hear voice in your room" "there is a girl screamin in here - I know it!" I told him to get the out and he refused and yelled at me and continued to violant my privacy and search my drawers!!! and closet and anything else that had a cupbaord - What a fooker! And so months have gone by - he think I should be over it, but I am not - and frankly I dont' like him in MY house at all - He doesn't pay rent and he always has an opinion about something neurotic! HE IS A LOSER!! HUGE ASS LOSER!!! So yeah, I told him his opinion i sas much as his rent check -;) true!

these events and many other go one in mylife on a daily basis - I am a witness to some pretty wack stufff - wouldn't you say???

anwyays this is my roommate HORROR stories! I want to write a book abotu my ROOMMATE HORROR STORIES! I think it would be a BEST SELLER;)

:)

bye bye - :tongue2
dallastar
There are two rooms (8*8 +/-) available at University Ave/Dundas St. located VERY close to St. Patrick Subway Station, It is a 2 bedroom+solarium suite on the 25th floor in condominium.

I am just wondering if there would be anyone interested in Subletting the solarium and anyone else interested in renting the other room available for at 8 months to a year??

the rent is 610 incl utilities, dishwasher, washer and dryer, 2 bathrooms, chill environment, bright and spacious living room.

the solarium in a summer sublet for 610 a month - or price can be discussed with owner.(June01/05-Sept01/05)

the other room available is also 610 a month (all pay the same price) wiht a closet, cable an telephone connection. (May 01/2005 - ??)

I notced that some of you are still looking and wanted to let you know that my place is still available. I fyou have any further questions let me know~
trunks1022
^^^

wtf?

link not working for me :(
dallastar
quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
^^^

wtf?

link not working for me :(


what link??
josh4
i think thats more of a COR post dallastar
Plastick
LOL! That gayness was gold!

dallastar
quote:
Originally posted by josh4
i think thats more of a COR post dallastar
U r correct - when ever there is a ROommates Horrow story thread I shall post it!@ or maybe I will do thatnow - hence i am /BORED!:tongue2
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