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Eye-popping hilarity inside!
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| Pete K |
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with al! l the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies........."
Wait for it... (scroll down)
It's coming...
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
"You just happened to catch my eye." |
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| Yan |
The corniness... IT KILLS ME.
:stongue: :p |
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| Pjotr G |
hahaha indeed!
so weak that it's funny :D :D |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I feel stupid for not seeing that coming a mile away. :stongue: |
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| ProgressivePete |
| that made me smile for like 3 seconds |
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| nils |
:rolleyes:
hehe
heh, pretty.. hehe |
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| Ghost Raver |
| That hurted me :mad: |
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| BeatFreak |
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| nic01445 |
similar joke:
So, a man walks into an esteemed bordello famed for one prostitute in particular who is able to sing (in perfect pitch and tone) the star spangled banner whilst slobbering on a penis.
So the man pays a small fortune to have some time with this lady-of-the-night, and requests from her the Star-Spangled-Special.
The man recieves the best blowjob he has ever had in unison with the best recitation of the star spangled banner that he has ever heard. Dumbfounded though, by the sheer impossibility of such a task, he proceeds to ask the whore promptly after busting his load exactly how she is able to both suck a and sing so beautifully.
"It's a secret," the whore replies as she slips her glass eye back into place. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
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ahahahahahahah
i found this smilie in response to the joke funnier than the joke! :haha: |
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| Geoff |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
The corniness... IT KILLS ME.
:stongue: :p |
i think Pete K needs to be banned :whip: |
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