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Roommate Horror Stories!!! Let us share the no existant Luv! (pg. 2)
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| Falcon-X |
well me too my first year in uni I was with 2 gay guys (not a couple) and they were 30 while I was 19 :wtf:
Freaky part was when they saw my friends (straight) and were asking me if I could arrange a meetup for them.
Also one morning I would come into the kitchen with my gf and one of them would say "hey can I present you Mark" (some 18 year old guy)
Next morning it would be "Hey can I present you Alex"
and so on... :nervous: :nervous:
+ next to our tv there was a ing MOUNTAIN of gay porn movies... ing 100 tapes!!! thank god they had tvs in their rooms to watch them. |
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| Mr. Pink |
No, nothing "bad" really ever happened.
one of them kept to himself, and the other was hilarious. He was such a clean freak, looked like michael jackson and was the complete opposite of me, but he was cool as fuk.
we still talk.
but yeah- being straight and living with 2 gay guys can kind of make certain situations uncomfortable. |
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| UWM |
By far the best story ever told. |
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| Boomer187 |
| roommate stories are always too long to read. |
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| igottaknow |
Dallas you should get your own reality tv show this is mint!
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my first year of college, i got roomed with 2 gay guys :wtf:
it was kind of uncomfortable, to say the least.
im no homophobe, but c'mon now.... |
look on the bright side i bet you were able to pick up a bunch of fashion tips :gsmile: |
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| fbgdavidson |
| And I thought my housemates were bad because they are immune to cleanliness.... |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Aaahhh, young college geeks or folks with no life...
Don't care about your zits or self-inflicted problems.
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Dallas is for sure none of the above. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Dallas you should get your own reality tv show this is mint!
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one of the few good show ideas out there.
this girl could carry a whole series. |
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| StereoPrincess |
as for roomate disasters.
let's just say that current i'm paying off a garnishment of 4000 dollars because of previous roomates.
if karma does exist, these guys will be getting the worse case of herpes/clap/craps for years to come while they get raped in jail by Bubba. |
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| DRM |
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
I wish I could say that I am happy with my roomies , but I am not - just last week, my (nice) roomie calls me while I am at work and leaves a horrible message on my answering machine, just b/c i touched the thermostate in our condo!
It went something like this:
"Dallas, what the , how many in time do you need to be told Not to ing touch the heat - why the would you do it? ing , just don't in' touch the ing thermostat. Ok? ok!!!"
so you can imagine that i am lil' weary of crossing paths with her -a dn I thought she was kewl! turns out all kewl chicks can be canadian psycho!!!
The other roommate can be a pure bitch too! (and thanks for listening btw.) really theraputic!!!
Anyways, just the other day her creepy boyfriend has blue paint on his shoes and thinks it was me that put it on them! Just b/c abotu a month ago I painted a blue painting!!!??? liek WTF - and the way she asked wasn't even nice, or wasn't evena question - it was more like "I alraedy know it was you!" accusation - what a biatch!!!
I told her staright up - I actually haven't done any 'blue' painting for about a month, and you should learn how to speak to people!
BIATCH!!!!
And as for her creepy boyfriend, abotu 22 days after i moved in Dec 1st 2004, he popped a freakin' 'e' (but not totally confirmed, but he does do it and was shaken and eyes all buggin' out) he also smoked rediculous amounts of coco puffs and this coudl have lead to this fkuced up behaviour as well...
He claimed he was hearing a girls voice screamin in my bedroom I just moved into! What a FREAKAZOID!!! So he went through all my stuff that was int he hall closets - ripping everything out - and belive me I interveaned - but all the while he is doing that, he had a 14 inch knife in his hands - LIKE WTF!!! seriously - i need him to be killed! lol! not kidding! . . .. . (Nobody should mess with Texas!)
So I smoke a j and try to go to sleep that ngiht - to have him walk in while I am under the covers with no knocking to warm lil' miss dallastar) and he's still got his knife in his bloody hand, and comes in and turns on the light and says, " I hear voice in your room" "there is a girl screamin in here - I know it!" I told him to get the out and he refused and yelled at me and continued to violant my privacy and search my drawers!!! and closet and anything else that had a cupbaord - What a fooker! And so months have gone by - he think I should be over it, but I am not - and frankly I dont' like him in MY house at all - He doesn't pay rent and he always has an opinion about something neurotic! HE IS A LOSER!! HUGE ASS LOSER!!! So yeah, I told him his opinion i sas much as his rent check - true!
these events and many other go one in mylife on a daily basis - I am a witness to some pretty wack stufff - wouldn't you say???
anwyays this is my roommate HORROR stories! I want to write a book abouu my ROOMMATE HORROR STORIES! I think it would be a BEST SELLER
bye bye -
pls post any HORROR stories you may have had!
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you just sound like a whiney wench to me |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by DRM
you just sound like a whiney wench to me |
and you sound like a complete prick. |
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| DRM |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
and you sound like a complete prick. |
whys that?
OMG hes taking pills :o shock horror. meh load of bull if u ask me. and who are u? her gf or something why are u so arsed? |
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