| Pete K |
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> Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they
arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's
family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were
very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So,
Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to
the neighbors. He said,
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> "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be
on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really
going to spank your butt when we get back home." "I promise not to
mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny. At the neighbor's home,
Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He
looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The
mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said," Thank you very much, Little Johnny."
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> He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
feet.
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> Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can
see good?" The mother, a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...
his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" little Johnny
said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be fu***ed up if he needed to
wear glasses!" |
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