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Guide for taking dumps at Work. (pg. 4)
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| lol, that guide is hilarious, it always amazes me to think what someone must eat to send a machine gun flying out of their arse, at work there are 8 toilets and you're guaranteed one person goes in there and re-enacts the classic Two Ronnies comedy sketch "The Phantom Raspberry Blower" - or maybe just the sound :P its like "woah, what the you been eating/drinking man!" - I'm courteous and allow the person to leave the toilet and the room before coming out to save their embarassment :) |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
I our uni the toilets are separate soundproof rooms, no stalls and (well those excist too, but meh). :p |
Ahh right I was in a company building with thouse once, wondered why they made them separate. |
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| L.E.N. |
| So far I havent had to at work yet (knock on wood) If I did, at least there is only one toilet per room...but they are filthy:nervous: ing mechanics mess the place up:wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I few shy pooperers in here I see. If I gotta poop it doesnt worry me too much really. Id rather get rid off the brown baby than fart all day. I hate people coming up to me just after ive done a fart. The look on the persons face is quite amusing as a look of discust comes over it; though it is freaken embarrising/ unless it's a mate, & then ill save it up & use it against them when the time is right :disbelief . |
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| Sunsnail |
| I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there. |
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| Eagle` |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Conlon
ing n00bz just put toilet tissue in the toilet before you take a dump.
stops splash back and noises.
didnt you ever learn about acoustics :D |
and that's how its done !!!
you're teh king  |
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| Mr. Pink |
| i read this whole thing and it cracked me up :stongue: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| i had to laugh when i saw the thread title, as it relates to an activity ive just done. we've all done. im just one to admit it straight up. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I had an explosive diarrhea attack at school today. It got all over the toilet and floor. Thank god no one was in there. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??:stongue: :stongue: |
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| eye_03 |
| NEVER do it during breaks, just think about it.. THEY'RE PAYING ME TO POOP!!11ONE:toothless |
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| superglo |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
ever found that giant terd in the school bathroom??:stongue: :stongue: |
the one thats standing vertically and sticking out halfway out of the bowl ?? the same one that seems to be in the only empty stall left when you really need to take a dump ??
yea.
then you break the sound barrier running to another bathroom. |
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| LiGHT78 |
Haha, still one of the best thread ever!
I remember dying of laughter the first time I read all this . |
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