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What would YOU do with DJ Sammy - Heaven???
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| DannyO |
Well as much as I don't want to tell anyone, I bought some records of a guy not long ago and got all sorts of records, some really great tracks and some not so great ones, in among the lot was...yup, you guessed it, DJ Sammy - Heaven, well since so many people hate the song, let alone the guy, I'm going to DESTROY it, but thought I'd let you guys get in on the action, so what I want from you lot is some amazing ideas on how I could destroy this record, make sure its nothing stupid like fire it out of a cannon or make a grizzly bear eat it, as long as its reasonable possible I will do it, so I need surgestions, and if you can't think of anything new, then be sure to agree with another idea that gets posted, so we can find the best and most wanted way to destroy it, of course it wouldn't be much fun if nobody saw the action, therefor I will be taking pictures AND video for everyones amusement.
AND NOW IT BEGINS....... |
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| colombian raver |
All I can think up off the top of my head is baking it in the oven or microwaving it :toothless
I'll let you know if I think up of somethin better later haha. |
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| raaven |
fire.
hang it somewhere. get something to burn it with. lots of fire may be needed. expose to fire as long as needed.
be safe and do it where there is a conrete floor or some area that's not flammable.
oh and video tape it or have someone take pictures. |
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| Bass Camp |
I'd take it to a craft shop and cut out multiple coaster from it, or melt it and mould it into ashtray. Then put it on ebay with the VDO clip.
P.S. 10% of the sale proceeding should come to me, it you do this. |
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| TruffleShuffle |
| Blow it up with some TNT like they do in the Road Runner cartoons :D |
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| Wraith |
| Perhaps get ahold of some liquid nitrogen give it a good dip and drop it on the floor. After that vacuum up the mess and throw it in a furnace. Then shovel out the ashes dump it in the toilet, take a steaming dump on it and flush it. That should suffice. |
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| DannyO |
| quote: | Originally posted by TruffleShuffle
Blow it up with some TNT like they do in the Road Runner cartoons :D |
:haha: :haha: :haha: I'd love to do that, but I'm sure it would backfire like in the cartoons and I'd blow myself up, then a boulder would land on my head.
I'd like to cook or microwave it, there good ideas, but don't wanna risk damaging any appliances.
As for burning it, thats what I'd like the most, and molding it into something would be great, but I want it destroyed really, dam I wish I had some more copies of it.
and remember, there will be pics and video of the execution. |
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| Basstard |
| play it at a respecitible club - im sure it'll sort its own fate out ;) |
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| Blue Balls |
What you need:
1. Tape
2. M-80 Firework ( 1/4 of TnT ) or those big ones that fly in the air and explode.
Step One: Tape the firework to the disc.
Step Two: Light Fuse
Step Three: Run |
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| dex316 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DannyO
As for burning it, thats what I'd like the most, and molding it into something would be great |
take 1 dj sammy record
place over a low heat
keep rotating until it begins to melt at the edges
continue process until u have a perfectly formed bowl shape
then use as a makeshift potty when u cant b arsed to get out of bed to go for a (plz dont video this part) |
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| idoru |
| I'd slowly burn it into some weird, abstract, artsy shape. |
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| PrestonYoung |
Hang it up high some where, ie- a tree. Proceed to shoot fireworks at it, ie- bottle rockets, mortars. Every time you miss you take a drink [of your choice]. Or a pelet gun, but fireworks would look way more cooler! I also like the m80 idea. Or maybe tape some sparklers to it and wathch it melt.
or spread peanut butter on it and watch a dog tear it up. |
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