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Man with 2 penis's loses wife. (pg. 2)
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NiteMer
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Originally posted by Floorfiller
with the third one he could do two in teh pink...one in teh stink ;)


Actually, he'd only have two, at his peak, because he lost the first one. :p
::TranceVanDyk::
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Originally posted by ProgressivePete
2 dicks!!1:wtf:

once again germans prove just how efficient they are.


too bad germany has one of the lowest birthrates due to nobody having sex.
ProgressivePete
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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
too bad germany has one of the lowest birthrates due to nobody having sex.


i thought germanys pop. was like 80 mil....

well you guys still make sweet rides.
Xenocreator_PG_
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Originally posted by jonSun

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."


:wtf: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: greedy fukker!! hahahaha! it would look stupid! :haha: :stongue:
malek
shall I say pics or stfu :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
::TranceVanDyk::
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Originally posted by ProgressivePete
i thought germanys pop. was like 80 mil....

well you guys still make sweet rides.


yea, but i wasnt talking pop. i was talking sex rates and birthrates. they might have a crisis on their hands like japan. in 50 years or so, their population might begin to fall because more and more people are growing old and putting a burden on the younger population, further slowing birthrates, and soon u got a reall be problem.
ProgressivePete
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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
yea, but i wasnt talking pop. i was talking sex rates and birthrates. they might have a crisis on their hands like japan. in 50 years or so, their population might begin to fall because more and more people are growing old and putting a burden on the younger population, further slowing birthrates, and soon u got a reall be problem.


hey mate, sounds like i just might have to go over there and fix that sex rate problem :tongue2 /jk. i dig german chicks btw. but seriously i didnt know about that situation in germany, interesting stuff.
::TranceVanDyk::
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Originally posted by ProgressivePete
hey mate, sounds like i just might have to go over there and fix that sex rate problem :tongue2 /jk. i dig german chicks btw. but seriously i didnt know about that situation in germany, interesting stuff.


german chicks approachability

im sorry to say, but germans are just serious people. that may be a part of the problem. and the unemployment crisis
Lira
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Originally posted by ProgressivePete
2 dicks!!1:wtf:

once again germans prove just how efficient they are.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
ProgressivePete
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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
german chicks approachability

im sorry to say, but germans are just serious people. that may be a part of the problem. and the unemployment crisis


your right about that, my ex was german and she was a stuck up bi&*#.
getting her to smile took strenious effort. but on the other hand i have met sweet, funny german girls. only problem was they were too young.

too serious for sex?? thats rough.

Taz
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Originally posted by lücid
it's too bad he's married to some uptight broad. if i were her i'd totally be taking advantage of the situation.


Just a friggin' minute here - the poor guy's like 40! The energy it would take to get BOTH UP AT ONCE?? His body would be so drained he'd look like a big dead fish!
lücid
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Originally posted by Taz
Just a friggin' minute here - the poor guy's like 40! The energy it would take to get BOTH UP AT ONCE?? His body would be so drained he'd look like a big dead fish!

40 isn't old. ;)

and if it is, i'll have to dump my boyfriend in 8 years hahahah.
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