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| Aristronica |
They suck, but are very funny to others.
Anyone care to share some, this ought to be some good reads. |
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| Boomer187 |
this one time I did this chick, and she thought she was pregnent.
but she wasn't. |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
this one time I did this chick, and she thought she was pregnent.
but she wasn't. |
anyone see that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where meatwad thought he was pregnant, but it was just a buttload of spider eggs? |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
this one time I did this chick, and she thought she was pregnent.
but she wasn't. |
Hey! That same happened to me!
Sex with that girl was like sex with sandpaper. I was so glad I didnt get her pregnant and cut her from the ranks soon after. |
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| goodgreef |
i had a scare once... it wasnt fun.. my at the time boyfriend was very calm tho..and it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
the scare was the usual (my "friend" being late, pains here and there, etc).... but this time i started eating lots and...really weird foods at once... like things u just dont mix... so my mom was like "Wtf is wrong with you, are you pregnant?"... which created panic in my head...lol...
long story short.. it was the worst and scariest week of my life.. then friend came along and all ended happily ever after |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by goodgreef
i had a scare once... it wasnt fun.. my at the time boyfriend was very calm tho..and it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
the scare was the usual (my "friend" being late, pains here and there, etc).... but this time i started eating lots and...really weird foods at once... like things u just dont mix... so my mom was like "Wtf is wrong with you, are you pregnant?"... which created panic in my head...lol...
long story short.. it was the worst and scariest week of my life.. then friend came along and all ended happily ever after |
so what the hell was wrong then??? did you ever figure it out... stress??? |
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| igottaknow |
I once used a generic brand sandwich bag as a condom, it broke and she thought she was preggo...
Turned out i was sterile and we had a great laugh over that. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I once used a generic brand sandwich bag as a condom, it broke and she thought she was preggo...
Turned out i was sterile and we had a great laugh over that. |
dude ya gotta gladlock freezer bag it ;). don't forget the mayo, it shows you care. :wtf: |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by goodgreef
i had a scare once... it wasnt fun.. my at the time boyfriend was very calm tho..and it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
the scare was the usual (my "friend" being late, pains here and there, etc).... but this time i started eating lots and...really weird foods at once... like things u just dont mix... so my mom was like "Wtf is wrong with you, are you pregnant?"... which created panic in my head...lol...
long story short.. it was the worst and scariest week of my life.. then friend came along and all ended happily ever after |
I was just saying I hadn't seen you post in the cor for awhile....how are you? |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
They suck, but are very funny to others.
Anyone care to share some, this ought to be some good reads. |
Well, here's a double f*ck. #1 waking up like Orbax to this ugly whore and #2 finding out she's pregnant!
Lol!!!!
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Paul van Dyk - Crush (Vandit Club Mix) |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
dude ya gotta gladlock freezer bag it ;). don't forget the mayo, it shows you care. :wtf: |
of course you have to make sure she doesn't take the ziplock into the bathroom and impregnate her self with the "mayo" |
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| StalkerElmo |
| quote: | Originally posted by goodgreef
i had a scare once... it wasnt fun.. my at the time boyfriend was very calm tho..and it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
the scare was the usual (my "friend" being late, pains here and there, etc).... but this time i started eating lots and...really weird foods at once... like things u just dont mix... so my mom was like "Wtf is wrong with you, are you pregnant?"... which created panic in my head...lol...
long story short.. it was the worst and scariest week of my life.. then friend came along and all ended happily ever after |
i know exactly what you mean, except i was scared that my girlfriend was pregnant..
i used a condom and everything, but then after she told me she had some stomach pains, and massive daily food cravings, a couple days later she tells me she hasnt got her period yet, and im like (WTF) in my head, cuz i used a condom and all, and then i got really ing paranoid, to make matters worse, she tells me that she feels something inside her stomach, and afterall her period was late
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a week after she finally got her period!
and there was the smiles : )
thank you god! |
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