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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
ya i search through My Documents folder every once in a while and i can find some really old crazy stuff. quite extraordinary how easy it has become to hold on to things like that like essays from elementary school |
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| |cEbLu3 |
i found this :
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of ******* Chemistry mid-term.
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Theresa Bonham during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Ms. Bonham kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by |cEbLu3
i found this :
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of ******* Chemistry mid-term.
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
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often often often posted but with this (arguably better) ending:
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
The kid was the only one who got credit |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| i think mikey mike still has a log of me typing with my semi erect penis in IRC... then my right nacker << that hurt.. and is mighty inaccurate |
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| teegee |
guess im on the late tip, but here we go anyway:
fg vcfg hjjh
(im wearing a hat)
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edit: whoa first time the gsmile has been applicable |
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| November |
ghjbmn hj
Can't believe I just did that :clown: |
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| Pumaz |
waé"ggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh!ç!ç!ç!ç!ç!çà)
i rolled my head over it :toothless |
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| Lira |
efrt5gh6yu7
I had to roll my head over the keyboard as well. Before that, all I got was "h" and "u" :p |
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| K-PAXian |
This thread looks as if aliens have visited it and wrote in it. :rolleyes:
*humbs on Twilight Zone theme* |
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| muckluck |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i think mikey mike still has a log of me typing with my semi erect penis in IRC... then my right nacker << that hurt.. and is mighty inaccurate |
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