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| techead |
This was in This months issue of DJ MAG
Create Your Own Miami WMC at Home
If you’re too poor, or value your brain cells enough to miss out on this year’s Miami dance music conference, then why not recreate the Miami vibe in your own gaff? Here’s five simple steps to that unbeatable Miami feeling.
1. Charity shops like Oxfam or Cancer Research sell tacky and hideous Hawaiian shirts that no Miami partygoer is without. Cheap as chips, and you’re helping the poor and underprivileged too.
2. Invite everyone in your address book to your house with the promise of free booze and an all-night party. Then get your biggest mate to stand on the front door in a suit, and refuse entry to everyone. Even if they’re on the list, they ain’t coming in.
3. Chill in a sunlounger outside your place, and shout ‘Hey Baby, what’s up?’ at every female that strolls past. Lick your muscles, and growl at any bloke that walks past.
4. Don’t eat for a week, get breast implants, and cover yourself in baby oil. That’s what in this season in Miami. In fact, this look is always in.
5. Take enough drugs to lose control of your anal sphincter. Once you’ve yourself, you’re a proper Miami caner.
Anyone need a translation of the brit slang , let me know |
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| tatgirl |
Sounds like a plan! I plan to throw my own WMC party during Radio One's transmission from Nikki Beach on Fri.
Who wants guest list?
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| karim |
Be sure to hit the tanning beds non stop.
Buy sand box sand and toss it around in your bathroom's full bathtub, leave the door open so you get a view of your "beach".
My parents actually have an entire skid of sandbox sand in the garden center at my moms store. Who wants some for a party? I'm serious.
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