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it's funnee curz it's true (uk mainly?)
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| Phil raa |
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please |
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| Sunsnail |
| :haha: people some times |
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| paranoik0 |
| nice one, so true |
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| djkoolaide |
| haha, wow :stongue: |
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| Omega_Blue |
just for clarification, since i'm not from the uk... what are...
worcester sauce crisps and cottage pie? |
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| Jackson |
Cottage pie is a meal with Beef mince at the bottom with mixed veg like peas or carrots mixed in, then has a mashed potato topping.
Shepards pie is the same except it has Lamb mince.
Worcestershire sauce crisps....ummm...we call potato chips crisps. |
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| BeatFreak |
| Your all's cigarettes are expensive. |
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| AndskiSpeed |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
Your all's cigarettes are expensive. |
It's to pay for all the national health service resources that smokers and their related diseases require
In a round about way :) |
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