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Attn: Fat asses
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| Hedron |
Yes you blubber butt I'm referring to you. Do everyone a favor and stay off the subway. They have rules, one of them is ONE SEAT PER PERSON!! (http://mta.info/nyct/rules/) ... just because your mammoth behind can't fit into one seat does not give you the right to use half of mine. So please do everyone, including yourself a favor and walk, you will lose that extra flab in the process and free up extra space during rush hour
thank you for your cooperation
~New York Transit Authority
remember those signs at the amusement park that say "you cannot go on this ride unless you are X feet tall" ... they needa put signs with butt molds saying if your ass can't fit in here you cannot use the subway |
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| Orbax |
| just be glad they dont check length cabron |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| I'm offended by this joke. :wtf: |
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| Hedron |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
just be glad they dont check length cabron |
is that an insult or a complement:conf: |
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| Orbax |
com·ple·ment ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kmpl-mnt)
n.
Something that completes, makes up a whole, or brings to perfection.
The quantity or number needed to make up a whole: shelves with a full complement of books.
Either of two parts that complete the whole or mutually complete each other.
An angle related to another so that the sum of their measures is 90°.
Grammar. A word or words used after a verb to complete a predicate construction; for example, the phrase to eat ice cream in We like to eat ice cream.
Music. An interval that completes an octave when added to a given interval.
The full crew of officers and enlisted personnel required to run a ship.
Immunology. A complex system of proteins found in normal blood plasma that combines with antibodies to destroy pathogenic bacteria and other foreign cells. Also called alexin.
Mathematics & Logic. For a universal set, the set of all elements in the set that are not in a specified subset.
A complementary color. |
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| idoru |
| So you don't get to sit comfortably, boo hoo. Try standing. |
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| Hedron |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
So you don't get to sit comfortably, boo hoo. Try standing. |
I'm not the one taking up two seats ... I swear I've literally seen people so fat that each cheek takes up one seat ... they should be the ones standing so that more people can sit comfortably |
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| ierxium |
Buy a car and move on.
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
Buy a car and move on.
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eh...not in NYC...pointless to have a car if you live in manhattan |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hedron
Yes you blubber butt I'm referring to you. Do everyone a favor and stay off the subway. They have rules, one of them is ONE SEAT PER PERSON!! (http://mta.info/nyct/rules/) ... just because your mammoth behind can't fit into one seat does not give you the right to use half of mine. So please do everyone, including yourself a favor and walk, you will lose that extra flab in the process and free up extra space during rush hour
thank you for your cooperation
~New York Transit Authority
remember those signs at the amusement park that say "you cannot go on this ride unless you are X feet tall" ... they needa put signs with butt molds saying if your ass can't fit in here you cannot use the subway |
That should go for elevators too. |
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| ierxium |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
eh...not in NYC...pointless to have a car if you live in manhattan |
You have a point.
Buy a bike and move on.
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| igottaknow |
| I luv fat ppl because they make me look better in comparison and make me feel better about myself. |
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