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what's the craziest, most insane thing to ever happen to you? (pg. 3)
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| Ziggy |
| Well , one day after inhaling allot of Marry J second hand smoke at a TA party I thought I would join the army and defend this beautiful country and everything it stands for! |
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| liquidmist2001 |
i have a couple...
having to have surgery on your balls when you turn 20, something that should've happened when i was like 3
having a family member (somewhat distant) kidnapped and being held for ransom. (my uncle paid the ransom with his life savings, and his daughter was returned, they still haven't found the kidnapper)
my dad once had a "death hit" on his head cuz he was pushing a case that he shouldn't have...everything is ok now...
my grandfather died of a heart attack 4 days after we moved to america...it was the worst feeling ever, knowing that he was there for us our entire lives and we couldn't help him when he needed us the most...
i almost drowned once in a swimming pool when i was 5, i've had a fear of swimming ever since, i still don't know how to swim...
one of the worst things that i witnessed (didn't happen to me)..... i was on the expressway in India between Bombay and Pune (my hometown) with my family. we had hired a driver to drive us to the US consulate in Bombay for our interview. all of a sudden traffic comes to a standstill. i'm looking out the window, and i see a motorcycle in the air, maybe about 9 ft up. before i could figure out what happened, i see this very young couple hit the ground maybe 4 feet away from me. the bike lands on the side of the road and erupts in flames... the couple died on impact. turns out, the rider was a hotshot and was trying to weave in and out of lanes at a point where there is only one lane on each side of the expressway due to a very steep hillside. he ends up on the wrong side of traffic and in trying to avoid hitting he truck, he swerves back into the regular lane and hits the back of a car, sending the bike flying, and the young couple onto the car, and then bouncing to the asphalt. there was sooooooo much blood everywhere, my mom had to pull me away from everything. i think traffic was backed up for like 4 hours...it was most unbelievable...
i think that's it.....other than that, my life is pretty boring... |
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| DJ Chrono |
| I dropped my wallet once, and a quarter somehow fell out of it and landed on it's side.. and just stayed verticle. |
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| feems |
| craziest thing by far would have to be when me and my friends were comming back from partying in quebec for spring break were all drunk and are low on cash so were thinking let the cab take us as far as we can go, have the craziest cab driver, for some reason he thinks Im a singer ( im black an thus I must be a singer) so he's all like " you must sing for me " I can sing but Im not a walking entertainment so I lie and say I dont know how to sing, Craaazy cabby opens his door while dricing prob like 60km/h swerves the cab back and forth again I have no clue what drug he was on or skipped taking he swerves to the left heading straight for the building were like 10 ft away frm this cabby driving so " I say ok I ll sing , .. only if you split the fare by half" hey were broke drunk and dont want to walk and he's crazy anyway so he agrees takes out this cd wet suit and puts on Madonna " the parayer" my friend is remebering the cab drivers number and Im belting out madonna at like 4 am drunk out of my face.. thankfully havent experienced anothe cab ride like that but great story. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_spot
I was falsely accused of raping a girl I didnt even have sex with.
it lead to death threats and me living in constant fear for my life for a few months.
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This happened to someone very close to me in calgary as well - i cant even really talk about it. very very ed up. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by liquidmist2001
i have a couple...
having to have surgery on your balls when you turn 20, something that should've happened when i was like 3
having a family member (somewhat distant) kidnapped and being held for ransom. (my uncle paid the ransom with his life savings, and his daughter was returned, they still haven't found the kidnapper)
my dad once had a "death hit" on his head cuz he was pushing a case that he shouldn't have...everything is ok now...
my grandfather died of a heart attack 4 days after we moved to america...it was the worst feeling ever, knowing that he was there for us our entire lives and we couldn't help him when he needed us the most...
i almost drowned once in a swimming pool when i was 5, i've had a fear of swimming ever since, i still don't know how to swim...
one of the worst things that i witnessed (didn't happen to me)..... i was on the expressway in India between Bombay and Pune (my hometown) with my family. we had hired a driver to drive us to the US consulate in Bombay for our interview. all of a sudden traffic comes to a standstill. i'm looking out the window, and i see a motorcycle in the air, maybe about 9 ft up. before i could figure out what happened, i see this very young couple hit the ground maybe 4 feet away from me. the bike lands on the side of the road and erupts in flames... the couple died on impact. turns out, the rider was a hotshot and was trying to weave in and out of lanes at a point where there is only one lane on each side of the expressway due to a very steep hillside. he ends up on the wrong side of traffic and in trying to avoid hitting he truck, he swerves back into the regular lane and hits the back of a car, sending the bike flying, and the young couple onto the car, and then bouncing to the asphalt. there was sooooooo much blood everywhere, my mom had to pull me away from everything. i think traffic was backed up for like 4 hours...it was most unbelievable...
i think that's it.....other than that, my life is pretty boring... |
Dude i was in Pune like 3 weeks ago! thats ing crazy man! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i swam in the deep end of the pool the other day. |
without your water wings? :nervous: |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i'm curious, pro... what kind of car do you drive? first you hit your neighbors car then the car next to yours catches fire and your car is still fine! sounds pretty indestructable to me!
i can't decide what the most crazy/insane to ever happen to me would be. i mean, i can think of a bunch of things but they're all crazy/insane in a different way, and there isn't one that sticks out in my mind more than the others. hmmmm. |
yeah i know i re-named my car "tank"
it's a '93 camry haha
i suk.
and yes it was a cigarette. it wasn't all the way out and he left it in his ashtry, which was FULL of cigarette butts...which are flammable. |
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| kr00t0n |
Back in 2000, my brother, brother's girl, my best friend and I took some acid and went to go and chill on the rooftop of my best friend's apartment block.
There was a pool and sauna up there and an amazing view of Cape Town and we went to sit n drink wine and talk .
At about 2am, a half naked older european guy (mid 50's) comes stumbling onto the roof shouting at us that we couldn't live there and that he would throw us over the edge of the building.
We tried to calm him down, as it was pretty freaky on acid, but he went and punched my brother (22 at the time) in the face while he was still sitting down.
I (18) was having none of that and went and slugged the old guy in the face, but after I did that he spun round and pulled out a revolver :eek:
Needless to say we were all freaked, and basically tried our hardest to defuse the situation.
We got off the roof alright and headed downstairs and went to go report it to the police (whilst still tripping our faces off), but the cops told us the guy was a mafia don and that it would be in our best interests to not pursue it any further :nervous:
the other surreal thing was me and about 15 mates at a party flipping a coin and having it land on the ground on the thinnest side up, which is pretty much impossible to happen, but we all saw it, my best friend has it in her diary as 'The Coin of Note' :D |
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| Spartan |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
yeah i know i re-named my car "tank"
it's a '93 camry haha
i suk.
and yes it was a cigarette. it wasn't all the way out and he left it in his ashtry, which was FULL of cigarette butts...which are flammable. |
oh man thats ed up
i had a plymouth duster that caught on fire twice:wtf:
(the engine though not the whole car);)
worst most ed up thing thats happened to me was in 6th grade i got beat up on halloween by this drunk high school kid in a cat and the hat suit, just b/c he wanted my candy, and I threw a rock at his back windsheild after he stole it from me. that was a really ed up night:o
best ed up things would be saving a chick from choking w/ the heimleck, and also chasing away two muslim guys w/ a baseball bat who were stealing from our store when I was 15;) |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| Back when I was in school I saw a girl from the year above me being abducted from outside the school itself. I didn't know this girl, but I knew something was not right. I stopped him. :eek: I am now friends with this girl to this very day. :toothless |
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| lücid |
omg i just remembered something insane!
the first apartment i lived in when i moved to Milwaukee was this 23-story luxury apartment building right on the lake. out back there was a nice big pool deck that looked out over the lake. i was outside one night sitting on the pool deck watching some thunderstorms rolling out over the lake. i had my cell phone and i call my friend in NY and he's like "i'm busy, i'll call you back in 5 minutes"... so i chill out and wait. so i'm sitting there quietly, curled up on a chair relaxing, and all of a sudden i look up and i see this guy jumping over the fence into our pool area. he starts walking straight toward me and gets like 5 feet away and takes off ALL his clothes (he wanted to skinny dip in our pool and he apparently didn't see me sitting RIGHT THERE). he turns around, sees me, and is like "holy who are you?!" and i'm like " you, i live here, who the are YOU?!"... hahaha we were both so embarassed, i saw his dong and everything.
so for some ed up reason he sits down and starts talking to me (after he puts his clothes back on). he's my age, in college, lives with his mom next door, etc... we chat for about 15 minutes and then i'm like "alright i gotta call my friend, i'll see ya later"... so he leaves, and jumps back over the fence.
i'm on the phone for about 5 minutes chatting to my friend and i look over and see the bushes moving behind the fence (part of it was wood, another part was chain link), as if someone was rustling around in the bushes. i get up and take a closer look and dude is over there with his pants around his ankles and his hand around his dong going at it like craaaaazy. i'm like "what the ing !!!" and tell my friend what's going on and he starts laughing his ass off. i was a little scared and a lot grossed out so i go back into my building (there was locked entry so i was safe in there) and i go into the fitness center which has windows that overlook the pool. i'm chillin sitting on the floor still talking to my friend all freaked out about this perv in the bushes, and then i see him pop up RIGHT outside the window i'm looking through. he starts walking around the building like he's trying to figure out a way to get in, comes back around and starts knocking on the glass.
finally i'm like, this, this guy wants to rape me and this is not cool. i go up to my apartment and try to sleep but i was just so weirded out. and i was sooooo scared to go out on the pool deck by myself after that. i never saw him again after that night though, thankfully.
to this day my friend still teases me... "watch out for pervs in the bushes!" :stongue: |
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