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| Tim81 |
"Say hello to my little friend?" - Scarface
"I'll make him an offer, he can't refuse..." - The Godfather
"It was a good rug. It tied the room together!" en dan alleen zoals The Dude dat kan zeggen :p
Snatch is natuurlijk ook meesterlijk:
Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans? |
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| visje |
uit the rock:
cage: Ill do my Best
Connery: Youll do your best? Wussies go and do their best, Real man the prom queen
echt prachtig :D |
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| Ultravibe! |
| quote: | Originally posted by HiGH_NrG
"Hey Tony, got the jejo?" |
Yeah, I got the jejo...AND the money!
Meesterlijk!:D
"Why do I deserve all this...generosity??" ook een zinnetje dat ik vaak zeg uit de Godfather. |
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| ahp2002 |
Respect the and tame the **** - Tom Cruise in Magnolia
TA censureert, die sterretjes zijn dus c u n t |
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| Cosmic |
what we do in life, echoes in eternity Uit The Gladiator.
Dude, where's my car? Uit Dude, where's my car?
What you know you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life.
That there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is but it's there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad.
It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about? Uit The Matrix |
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| SnuggLe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tim81
Snatch is natuurlijk ook meesterlijk:
Turkish: What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans? |
LoL, inderdaad! Die hele film is geniaal :D :D
"Tse Germansss" is echt geweldig :)
Doet me ook denken aan Shaft:
" doesnt happen, takes time, it takes effort"
Dat zegt Samuel L. Jackson, als ze aan het 'golfen' zijn in de haven. |
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| Ding Chavez |
Hoe kan ik er niet gelijk aan gedacht hebben, Team America :toothless
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an . Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ed by dicks. But dicks also s: s that just want to on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with s their way. But the only thing that can an is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they too much or when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of that they become s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us this , we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ! |
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| Remy D |
Stifler quotes - from the american pie series
"Yes the force is strong in that one"
"Great you found lesbians"
"I will do anything to sleep with you girls. I'll touch any guys' ass here. Hell I'll caress it even. I'll shave some ass if they need it" (not so sure if i have it exactly correct)
"Eat break"
"Hey Ozzy coming to the party tonight ya face?"
"oh my god you're gay"
girl: you know? i don't know if i wanna be doing this stifler: doing what?? girl: well you know like if we hook up tonight tomorrow i'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about stifler: [laughs and looks away] no way [almost sips the beer] girl: STEVE you can at least look at me when you say that!! Stifler: look....SARAH i wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you i promise. so just relax take it slow and let the good times roll girl: ok
"i can taste the bubbles [licks his lips] no i can't"
"you comin' to the party tonight ozzy ya face??"
"Awww yeah! The Stiflermeister is coming back to Granharbor! Deck the halls, Bye bye GreatFalls, wipe my ass and lick my balls and it's Stifler time baby! Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!!!"
"Very uninteresting. And how about you Jessica, how many chicks did you sleep with this year? "
"Where are the in' females? Jim, can't you leave your shirt on your scaring the chicks away."
"Oh my God. Guys! Check it out. (pointing at the two girls who are holding hands) Lesbians. Lesbians live here!"
"break meet my little brother. Little brother meet break. "
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
"Yeah right. I got an idea for something new. How 'bout you guys actually locate your d*cks, remove the shrink wrap, and f*ckin' use 'em."
Shurman what the F*uck are you doing here?
"hey girls, i have an eleven inch penis.....AROUND! Think about it."
"I've got an idea, how about I give you a spoon so you can eat my ass!!"
"WHAT THE F!CK IS TANTRIC?"
"ya i want more to baby"
"finch fist yourself"
"Big blue rubber d!cks for everyone! The people demands Rubber d!cks!"
"Dildo Dildo Dildo"
"Oh dude I found a dildo!"
"Comon Ozzy, it's show time"
"Christy, right right, beautiful name ......Like it matters "
:haha: :haha: hij ruled |
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| Massive84 |
Of in Snatch.
Oi!!.. I thought you said he was a get away driver.
What the can he get away from?!
haha ging huilen bij dat stukje, |
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| SnuggLe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Massive84
Of in Snatch.
Oi!!.. I thought you said he was a get away driver.
What the can he get away from?!
haha ging huilen bij dat stukje, |
Hahahaha met die dikke ja! :)
Speelt diezelfde dikke niet in Shaft die 'zen master' ofzo, met die superhoge stem? Dat is ook echt HILARISCH!
Nog wat leuke:
off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. Fight Club
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's um... That's an interesting theory.
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| Cosmic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Remy D
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
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Die is niet van Stifler.
Stifmeister is je grote voorbeeld he?
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| Phortje |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tim81
Een andere legendarische is natuurlijk uit Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
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Die is leuk ja :p
Ook een klassiekertje imo is:
- Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- Any of you ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mothering last one of you!
Niet echt toepasbaar in het dagelijks leven tho, maar wel eentje die blijft hangen uit die film :) |
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