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tranceraver31
wtf i watched this program and they showed people burned up to ashes in their houses without any evidence of fire spreading around. there was this guy sitting on the sofa only with his upper body. the rest melted away. it was so freaky. and they said it has to do with the magnetic field or something and positioning of the sun. anyone heard about this stuff?
AnotherWay83
yeah, it happens to me everytime i see a hot chic

lol...yeah i've heard about it..spontaneous human combustion...freaky..

peace
tu_face
the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time
AnotherWay83
hehhe..LOL @tuface...why the didn't i think of that...good one man

peace
goldenarmZ
quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time


that has also been known to cause much more serious disasters.. the dinosaurs were wiped out when a brachiosaurus farted, burped & hiccuped at the same time.. the air expelled could not be replaced, thus causing a vaccum in its bowels.. the beast collapsed into itself which caused a black hole (one which only affected organic matter) and all the dinosaurs were sucked in and killed.


DISCLAIMER: the above paragraph is random bull. please disregard.
Flippe
Never heard these scary stories before!
hypronix
I don't know if anyone actually knows why this happens... but only the thought U might find Urself actually burnin' (and not bein' aroused...)

btw, tu_face, can U burp and hickup at the same time? never realized that... but if U say so...
Sir. Lunchalot
quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time


Wasn`t that in one of the last Southpark Epsiodes?:p
Gekhous
i feel like doin that right now!!!! :)
[A|ienFactory]
quote:
Originally posted by hypronix
tu_face, can U burp and hickup at the same time? never realized that... but if U say so...


What the hell are you talking about? Are u kidding me?!?!
I do it all the TIME !!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D

tranceraver31
lol i was lookin for more serious answers but whatever
Juricimo
quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ


that has also been known to cause much more serious disasters.. the dinosaurs were wiped out when a brachiosaurus farted, burped & hiccuped at the same time.. the air expelled could not be replaced, thus causing a vaccum in its bowels.. the beast collapsed into itself which caused a black hole (one which only affected organic matter) and all the dinosaurs were sucked in and killed.


DISCLAIMER: the above paragraph is random bull. please disregard.


haha funny !!!....i'm trying to imagine all this as i'm reading it, lol

>JM<
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