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losing ur phone INSIDE a pooltable (pg. 2)
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| XxClayxX |
LOL some pretty funny stories
one of the funniest things ive ever done was at a beach party once. i was trashed off my ass and the police show up with atvs and everything trying to catch 50+ kids so i grab a 30 rack of coorslight and start running into the dunes. my friend jay is running with me too and he has a 12 pack or rolling rock. well the cop that was chasing us was a fast mother ****** so i turned around and whipped my half full rolling rock and beamed the bastard right in the head. we heard him hit the ground i thought i was gonna die from the cramp of sprinting and laughing my ass off
oh and of course i escaped the score so far
police - 0
XxClayxX - 7
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by XxClayxX
LOL some pretty funny stories
one of the funniest things ive ever done was at a beach party once. i was trashed off my ass and the police show up with atvs and everything trying to catch 50+ kids so i grab a 30 rack of coorslight and start running into the dunes. my friend jay is running with me too and he has a 12 pack or rolling rock. well the cop that was chasing us was a fast mother ****** so i turned around and whipped my half full rolling rock and beamed the bastard right in the head. we heard him hit the ground i thought i was gonna die from the cramp of sprinting and laughing my ass off
oh and of course i escaped the score so far
police - 0
XxClayxX - 7
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Rofl , g00dboy :stongue: |
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| mr_stamper |
hahah, all these funnys are hilarious, esp dj shokwav!! heheh!!
The worst thing i've done when i was drunk was at my friends 18th i passed out under the table that the birthday cake was on. Then when they sang happy birthday to him and lit the cake and all there i was under the table...how embarrassing!! :)
Also at this other 18th i was at, it was an alnighter and his parents being rich and all had a huge BBQ and were gonna cook breakfast and everything for everyone. Well one guy who no one likes passed out on the table that had all the food on. Well me and my drunk friends had a good time, we put bread, sausages, sauce and mustard all over him and then i capped it off by cracking two eggs on his head. Pretty mean i know....but i gave into everyone "egging" me on to do it!! :) :) |
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| DJ_Shockwav |
ahh what a night... i think we closed the place down didn't we?
yes we did, cause we were going to go to the after-party, but ran through downtown calgary instead... all high n' drunk and :D
here's how most of my conversations went that night... including the hot chick...
me: ecuse me, have you seen my legs...
person: they're right there...
me: no, they took off and i can't find em...
person: sorry man... i don't know where they went...
me: , ok then, thanks anyway...
my favorite was will... he was running around that night saying "dude, i feel like a feather, do you feel like a feather"
he did one of the same pills that i did
there must've been some pretty dirty in em :D |
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| goldenarmZ |
| shockwav... sounds like those little beasts mite hav had sum ketamine in 'em |
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| Vivid Boy |
other than the one time we fought a cabi driver downown toronto theres only one other real stupid thing ive done under the influebce...
i was up at wasaga for may 24 and it was sunday night..i had dropped the most e's i ever had in my life 4....and was partying it up.....alot of my friends from school rented out a cabin but ppl were not allowed on the property...they had security everywhere around the property with flashlights....i had seen ,y friends earlier that day and they asked me if i could get shroomies i said for sure...so i went on a delivery at night to their cabins....i didnt know u werent alowwed on the property so i just walked regularly towards their cain all ed out o my mind...as im walking 3 guys with flashlights come running at me...i tripp out for a seocnd but then realize its only security...i try to tell them were im going but mumble some stupid and they thrwo me off the property...i leave for 10 mins and come sneaking back....i look around and i see no security so i decide this time ill creep to the cabin...so im creeping like an idiot like in a cartoon and they ctrach me again throwing me off the property....i still couldnt explain what the hell i was trying to do cause i was all ripped...i leave this time for a half hour im come back and go for on more time...this time all the security was at the edges of the property...so i started walking the perimeter trying to find a way...they kept following me....i then decide in my my messed up mine that i should just make a run for the cabin....i make a bolt for it and start running for the cabin and get tackled down by 5 security and i satrt yelling "JUST LET ME DELIVER THESE SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i get thrown off the property and then decide just to munch em myself |
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| goldenarmZ |
| ^^^ :stongue: HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! ROFL!! |
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| Electric_Hybrid |
The stupidest thing that I have ever done was when I was on K.
Me and one of my buddies snorted an 8ball in a half an hour. We were drivin down the road and I thought we weren't moving cause I was in a k hole so I tried to get out. When my feet hit the ground I did multiple sumersults and catwheels until I finnally came to a skidding stop on the pavement. I don't know how fast we were going but we musta been going fast enough cause I have a whole bunch of scars from the pavement scratchin me. I haven't done K since then. |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Juricimo
afterwards trying to run on the beach holding my boxers in the air trying to dry them....
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George.. I can picture you running around holding ur boxers.. that must've been the funniest thing.. hahahahahhahahahha
Anyways something that happens to me almost everytime i roll..I see a butterfly... a purple one..(no i am not crazy) hhehehhehe
anywayssss.. I am at this club once.. rolling and sitting down with a couple of friends while the others were dancing.. and all of a sudden i see the dawm butterfly (of course it is just my imagination) so I get up and start following the "imaginary" butterfly around the club.. and i try to jump to get the butterfly..I get up on chairs and i am telling ppl "get the butterfly"... "look how beautiful, do you see it?""... and everyone is looking up but they are like.. "what the hell are you talking about? "
the same thing happened one time we were rolling and went to watch the sunrise on the beach...
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| HAHA my one right, involved me and 4 of my mates when we were 14, theres was this amusement park in this town were I live its a complete dive, but loads of people go camping there and stay these camping shalleys and all that stuff. we found this hill on the outskirts of the camp were security couldn't touch us at all, and we had a lot of alcohol and some weed, so we pitch up tent up this massive hill, its all cool and we piss around in the arcades and then go back and get drunk, we start drinking heavily and smoking heavely, I'm drinking this horrible nasty cider, it reaches about 1 am were all slaughtered, and we say lets go climb that ing big wheel or the roller coaster it was one of the two. so we walk along, and my best Mate Seb is drunker then me he's quite tall and heavy to and he jumps on this fragile edge of turf were I'm standing and I end up ing freefalling down this massive hill full of stinging nettles lol, but I don't notice them too much because i was so drunk and stoned, so I get up brush myself down and we all walk to this ride, everyone in the park seems to be asleep, theres lights on though in all these huts and the little hotel place, so Seb decides to start punching lights so we all join in attacking these lights, and then Seb runs up to this power box and pulls out all these power cables, and suddenely the whole place blackouts, then the power switches back on and the rides light up and music starts hahaha, some punk anyway deicded to call the security guards, and one of my friends Jordan runs for no reason, so we start calling him and hurling abuse at him for running then suddenely we notice about 3 security vans with about 2 dudes in each so we sprint for this tree climb up it and these guards search for us for around 30 minutes one of my pals slips and these guards swarm him and start attacking him so the other 3 of us in the tree jump down and have a go back, theres punches being throwen in all directions and Jay and Seb decide to surrender leaving me and my mate Bully to deal with these security guards so me and my mate are running stopping throwing punches and kicking out this goes on for about 15 minutes untill I run and fall over someones holiday homes wall, and I'm surrounded by 3 guards and I'm taking one hell of a ing battering hahaha, gruadully we all get caught apart from chicken heart Jordan, and we're taken to some guardhouse we fill in our names and addresses they say that we'll have to pay damages and when it comes to filling in my name I put down Darth vader or something and this fat security dude just goes 'get the out off here go on off!' so we managed to get off scott free, we make it back to our campsite still a bit drunk and everyone shouts at Jordan for not warning us he saw these security guards, and then we all go to sleep I wake up and spew in the tent entrance then later on Jay and Seb both spew inside the tent, so I wake up 7am a sore head, and because of the alcohol in my blood and the nettle stings I've gone into toxic shock hahaha, I manage to make my way to point where my mother can pick me up, i go to casualty for hours I've been told I got stung about 300 times according to docs, and I took a week of school, and went back semi hero for fighting security guards and semi twat for getting stung by all them nettles but it makes me laugh when I remember it lol. |
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| twilochik |
Well, I just went drinking this past weekend with some co-workers. Drank a bit too much...IIo-Rapture(deep dish rmx) came on and I sung it to a co worker...hahaha Got another co worker to dance who never ever dances! I called my then boyfriend...broke the nite after :'(...at 2 am and woke his mother and him up...opps. It was an unusual nite. Should be umm fun walking into work on Monday! hehehehe
One time my best friend was soo drunk she lost her fake ID in a bright white entrance room to a club! DUH! lol so for a yr she couldn't get into any other 21+ clubs! hahaha And that same nite she parked her car on the street in NYC all half assed....it was the worst parking job ever...they should have towed the car just bc it was soo obvious that whoever parked it was under the influence! hehehe
I try and be careful when I drink...I have a tendency to black out but still be walking around if I drink way too much. Like I'll walk and talk like normal but I won't remember a damn thing. Being like that has gotten me into some trouble...but thats another story! |
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| Fraggle |
damn, this is hilarious !!! :D:D:D
i wish i could add to it...but i'm neva too good at remembering :p:p:p
keep up the great stuff LOL!!! :):):) |
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