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My Turn - Relationship Thread (pg. 3)
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| fitom tiel |
nah, i get it. i'm with someone like you. she probably even has the same criteria for guys. i'm guessing. because i'm sort of like that. she's mostly like you.
anyway, she turns rough at times. she is, naturally. but i've been told i calm her down. i.e. she's not as bitchy with me as she's been with other people, and she's not as bitchy with me as she is regularly. and the sweetness just keeps..sprouting.
i think it will come naturally, if you just match. follow your criteria and don't force yourself to act differently or force your significant other to act differently in order to accept you; if they fit your criteria all-over, it's plausible that you'll be the sweetest person for larger portions of time. and, believe me, that's tolerable. |
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| verndogs |
| at least she's downright honest about it |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by fitom tiel
nah, i get it. i'm with someone like you. she probably even has the same criteria for guys. i'm guessing. because i'm sort of like that. she's mostly like you.
anyway, she turns rough at times. she is, naturally. but i've been told i calm her down. i.e. she's not as bitchy with me as she's been with other people, and she's not as bitchy with me as she is regularly. and the sweetness just keeps..sprouting.
i think it will come naturally, if you just match. follow your criteria and don't force yourself to act differently or force your significant other to act differently in order to accept you; if they fit your criteria all-over, it's plausible that you'll be the sweetest person for larger portions of time. and, believe me, that's tolerable. |
i think my heart just skipped a beat :p |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
i think my heart just skipped a beat :p |
aw, baby  |
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| Arbiter |
| With your eyes focused on your destination, how will you see the path that leads you there? |
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| occrider |
Day 0: Put ad in newspaper advertising for applicants for said boyfriend position.
Day 15: Cutoff date for applicants.
Day 16-30: Applicant standardized testing period for preliminary assessment of intellect, music, morals, and stimulation compatability.
Day 31-45: First round interviews of all applicants who pass the testing phase.
Day 45-60: Psychiatric evaluation period to filter out mental undesirables.
Day 61-75: Second round interviews. Intense scenario testing. Club scene, bar scene, romantic scene, and casual time at home scene enactments to test applicant suitability in each scenario.
Day 76-90: Data analysis period. Multi-variate statistical modelling/cost benefit analysis/Quantum Compatability Analysis. Final applicant chosen.
Day 91: Sex!!!
Good luck! :)
Heh by the way, the multiple personalities part sounds a hell of a lot like my ex-gf too. She was irrationally self-conscious and I got a lot of, "you're just saying that because you're my bf." :p. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Day 0: Put ad in newspaper advertising for applicants for said boyfriend position.
Day 15: Cutoff date for applicants.
Day 16-30: Applicant standardized testing period for preliminary assessment of intellect, music, morals, and stimulation compatability.
Day 31-45: First round interviews of all applicants who pass the testing phase.
Day 45-60: Psychiatric evaluation period to filter out mental undesirables.
Day 61-75: Second round interviews. Intense scenario testing. Club scene, bar scene, romantic scene, and casual time at home scene enactments to test applicant suitability in each scenario.
Day 76-90: Data analysis period. Multi-variate statistical modelling/cost benefit analysis/Quantum Compatability Analysis. Final applicant chosen.
Day 91: Sex!!!
Good luck! :)
Heh by the way, the multiple personalities part sounds a hell of a lot like my ex-gf too. She was irrationally self-conscious and I got a lot of, "you're just saying that because you're my bf." :p. |
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| squirrelly |
| Buy yourself a pretty little toy at a sex shop. Ladies don't need the men to pleasure themselves. :p |
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| A_M_8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
lets have a pic, then we'll see how much bitchiness we'll be willing to put up with to get some nuenundsechszig:p |
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PICS or STFU :happy2: :haha:
How hot you are defines how bitchy you have the right to be.... hahah just kidding :rolleyes: :p :D |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
Ladies don't need the men to pleasure themselves. :p |
Hypothetically, things should be mutual ... unfortunately some (most) men are weaker than others which screws up the entire equation!!! :p |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| This really isn't a good advertisement without pictures. We need pictures Echo. If you want to get 'Mr Right' you gotta post your horny pictures, preferablly of the nekked kind. ;) ;) |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Day 0: Put ad in newspaper advertising for applicants for said boyfriend position.
Day 15: Cutoff date for applicants.
Day 16-30: Applicant standardized testing period for preliminary assessment of intellect, music, morals, and stimulation compatability.
Day 31-45: First round interviews of all applicants who pass the testing phase.
Day 45-60: Psychiatric evaluation period to filter out mental undesirables.
Day 61-75: Second round interviews. Intense scenario testing. Club scene, bar scene, romantic scene, and casual time at home scene enactments to test applicant suitability in each scenario.
Day 76-90: Data analysis period. Multi-variate statistical modelling/cost benefit analysis/Quantum Compatability Analysis. Final applicant chosen.
Day 91: Sex!!!
Good luck! :)
Heh by the way, the multiple personalities part sounds a hell of a lot like my ex-gf too. She was irrationally self-conscious and I got a lot of, "you're just saying that because you're my bf." :p. |
You forgot...
Day 92: See day 0. |
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