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Johnnie Cochran dead at 67 (pg. 2)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Dude.....OUCH. |
had no respect for him, he made mockery of justice with the glove and playing the race card |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
had no respect for him, he made mockery of justice with the glove and playing the race card |
+1 |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
had no respect for him, he made mockery of justice with the glove and playing the race card |
No comment.
(No offense, dude.) |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
To hell with OJ ... let's marvel at Johnnie's greatest accomplishment:
Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider. [walks to a display stand and pulls down a screen] Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew-bacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca LIVES on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [apporaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. [next to a display stand] I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this… is Chewbacca. [pulls down a picture of him] Now think about that for one minute: that does NOT MAKE SENSE! Why am I talkin' about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? [Chef looks at the picture] Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! [produces a monkey] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey. [a juror chokes, then his head explodes]
Sigh ... rest in peace oh great one. |
score! .. great south park episode .. that was funny how he got chef acquitted .. :wtf: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Payback's bitch
sincerely,
Ron and Nichole |
not funny .. johnnie cochran is not the one to point the finger at .. he was only trying to do his job .. if someone gave you a million dollars to represent him in trial, and he was accused of being a murderer, i would do it .. wouldnt hurt me .. would hurt my image, because i am representing a murderer, but i would be laughing and dancing to the bank with the 1 million dollars ..
if ron and nicole want to blame someone, blame kato kaelin, oj's 'driving bronco buddy', and the dumb lapd and mark firmin for screwing up the evidence .. they were looking forward more into booking a black man in jail, rather than a murderer .. |
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| JayD |
When did this turn into a discussion about the O.J. trial?
Stick to the damn topic.
Want to discuss the O.J. trial? Post a thread in the P.D. section.
JaY |
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| igottaknow |
| It would be fitting if they get him a white bronco for his hearse |
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| Samuel Farts |
| quote: | Originally posted by JayD
When did this turn into a discussion about the O.J. trial?
Stick to the damn topic.
Want to discuss the O.J. trial? Post a thread in the P.D. section.
JaY |
:stongue:
P.S.
That South Park Episode was classic |
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| kamil |
| Celebrities should be worried now. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
No comment.
(No offense, dude.) |
you plead the fifth? are you being serious? you had this much respect for a crooked high profile lawyer?
Hell had him UPS expressed the second his heart stopped beating. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
you plead the fifth? are you being serious? you had this much respect for a crooked high profile lawyer? |
I said no comment because I had nothign further to say on the matter, dude. As far as respect goes, nah not really.
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Hell had him UPS expressed the second his heart stopped beating. |
LOL |
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"If the glove don't fit, aquit."
bad news for black people everywhere.
:p |
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