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Three Chinese Torture
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| vikingnaya |
well, I guess this is a fairly popular jokes, but I will post it again anyway. It cracks me up everytime i see it.:D
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him durng the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1...Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2...Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3... Right testicle tied to bed post." |
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| TranceFusion |
| *cringing* Thats one funny ass tourture....ohhhh man :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| Kevin |
LOL That was GREAT! Thanks!
Kev |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
oh my god.. I can feel the pain on you Men.. heheheh
poor guy!
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| TurboGS-R |
| quote: | Originally posted by vikingnaya
well, I guess this is a fairly popular jokes, but I will post it again anyway. It cracks me up everytime i see it.:D
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him durng the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1...Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2...Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3... Right testicle tied to bed post." |
LOL a friend of mine told me this one way back in high school. its nice to hear/read it again LOL
nice post :) |
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| Juricimo |
aaahhhh dammit!!! i imagined it all as i was reading it:eyes:
>JM< |
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| Flippe |
| Already knewm this one! |
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| OrZonE |
Amazing Joke!!!
I really felt the humor in this one ;).
Good work, thnks m8! |
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| Lynx |
| lolz. i thought i was the only one who ever heard this joke!!! OMG. you made my day. hehehe. |
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| grafal |
| That is an amazing friggen joke! |
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| lMIlk |
| hahah i've heard that one before but i still love it |
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| InsomnEac |
OUCHHHHH
i'll remember this in case i'm ever in a similar situation hehehe
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