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Males and protection
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| Lira |
"Males have the innate instict of protect, often fantasising about dangerous situation in which he will be the saviour of either a female or a weaker beloved person, or acting completely randomly at weird dangerous-like times in order to satisfy this need"
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| Vivid Boy |
| like the time i dreamt i got my weiner stuck in a blender? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
like the time i dreamt i got my weiner stuck in a blender? |
Not this need, Eric :p |
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| igottaknow |
| not me i enjoy domination fantasies envolving: chocking, sodomy, rape, bukake, and of course pooper sex. i aint no knight in shinning armor (at least in my dreams that is) ;) |
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| mentalbarter |
perhaps, but everyone likes to save the day regardless of any protective instinct e
how do you do that crossing out thingy on weird? |
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| occrider |
| It all depends on how attractive the women is. Like this other day, this women fell into a river and was drowning. She kinda looked hot from a distance, so I jumped in and started swimming out to save her. But when I got closer I noticed that she had man hands and a weird hook nose, so I swam back to shore. Man was I pissed. |
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| Renegade |
As a man with enormous testicles, it should go without saying that I don't often feel the need to prove my masculinity through random acts of heroism. I'd try to save someone from a burning house, probably, if it came to that, but it's not like I'd fantasize about it as a means of increasing my chances of getting laid or anything...
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
It all depends on how attractive the women is. Like this other day, this women fell into a river and was drowning. She kinda looked hot from a distance, so I jumped in and started swimming out to save her. But when I got closer I noticed that she had man hands and a weird hook nose, so I swam back to shore. Man was I pissed. |
I hope you at least held her head under the water for a couple of minutes before you swam back.
Deceitful bitch... :mad: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
It all depends on how attractive the women is. Like this other day, this women fell into a river and was drowning. She kinda looked hot from a distance, so I jumped in and started swimming out to save her. But when I got closer I noticed that she had man hands and a weird hook nose, so I swam back to shore. Man was I pissed. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
like the time i dreamt i got my weiner stuck in a blender? |
hey, 911? yeah its quagmire...yeah...nah, its stuck in a window this time
btw :haha: at occrider |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
I hope you at least held her head under the water for a couple of minutes before you swam back.
Deceitful bitch... :mad: |
With the way her face was turning out, I didn't want to swim any closer to get a better look. And by the time I got back to shore, she was too far out for me to chuck rocks at her. Life really sucks sometimes :(. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
"Males have the innate instict of protect, often fantasising about dangerous situation in which he will be the saviour of either a female or a weaker beloved person, or acting completely randomly at weird dangerous-like times in order to satisfy this need"
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uhh not all males. i run from everything dangerous and anything requiring the most minimal of intellectual effort.:o |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| If my girl was in trouble she would probably bitch slap me for playing another practical joke on her. Tormenting the female species is a mighty fine hobby. |
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