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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
I don't know if one of these has been done before, but I thought I'd add a random joke, and then poeple can add as they wish!
This is quite a simple but funny one! :)
A man walks into a library and shouts at the librarian "2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps please". The librarian responds quietly and says "excuse me, sir, this is a library" to which the man whispers back, "I'd like 2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps"... |
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| Kaz |
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares |
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| Trancealot |
what do you call a computer that travels?
commuter
I just made that up on the spot. I see from 1-10 that is a 1 to 2 tops. :toothless :wtf: |
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| Billche |
What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
-Lean beef.
2 muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, "Holy its getting hot in here." The second muffin replies "Holy a talking muffin!" |
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| Dervish |
Oldy but a goody in a bad way.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow turns to the other "I'm really ting it about this mad cow disease thing that seems to be going around."
To which the other cow says "Thats the kinda thing that makes me glad I'm a duck." |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
Heheheh!
How do sheep keep warm in the winter?
Central bleating!
Keep those jokes coming!! |
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| Dervish |
Being a Aberdeen fan I know quite a few sheep jokes.
What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in Aberdeen?
a leisure center. :toothless |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
What happened to the blonde who sat in the middle of the road?
She fell off. |
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