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i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process.... (pg. 2)
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| Floorwhore |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to squirles." Dirty in' Albertans! |
........in a related story, penis enlargement surgery has risen 157% in Alberta over the past year. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I'm trying to figure out the logistics of doin' a squirl.... a) there has to be a lot of lube involved, b) one would have to wrap the squirl in something to support it and keep it from rupturing.... |
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| e*motion |
| gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut! |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut! |
:wtf: |
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| e*motion |
WoW... I just found the perfect vid for this thread.
enjoi
cLiCk Me
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| Moral Hazard |
| ^^^^^ :wtf: is that video for real or did I have some messed up flashback just then :wtf: |
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| DJ_Elyot |
| LMFAO! This thread is jokes! |
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| dance2dabeat |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
halarious...Squirrels!!!!
ohhh that reminds of a question I should post!!! |
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| joinT |
| quote: | Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut! |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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