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Tiesto Dies, Van Dyk and Armin confirm affair and Corsten reveals secret identity...
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| Lira |
In order not to have too many threads, let's organise all the news:
- Tiesto dies: Tijs died at 36, in a nightclub at the Dutch city of Eidhoven, because of a sudden trainwreck. "There were these noises we couldn't identify at first", says a clubber who eye witnessed the tragedy, "and there was this unpleasent sequence of noises... then, out of nowhere, we saw Tiesto being carried by this massive, endless trainwreck". "I couldn't distinguish Tiesto's head out of all those ballons he had around his deck", reports a bouncer, "so I didn't realise how tragic that event was before it was too late".
- PvD and Armin confirm their affair: They told the reporters today that they've been having a secret affair for 2 years. "Why are people so shocked?", exclaimed Armin, "it couldn't be more obvious". Paul later explained: "It's all in our names, you see? Van Buuren is more into fisting, as he's a giant hardcore dutchman, whereas I'm a big fan of... oh... I don't know how to put it but, Armin's magical wand can totally put me in a state of trance. That's why I like him to wandit".
- Corsten reveals secret identity: Ferry Corsten no longer needs to hide behind his surname. From now on he's known as the Ferryman. Reporters said they're not quite sure about what his powers are but, like he said in his interview "Do whatever floats your ferry". This shocking statement came soon after Marcus Schulz declared he's no longer producing music. "After making the voices of Charlie Brown's teacher for my uncle", he said, "I now decided to take Charles M. Schulz work over. At least this way I may entertain people".
- Sasha says he has impressive news: No one actually paid attention to what he said as he seemed to be pretty stoned at the moment but it's not like he's ever done anything impressive so far anyway.
This thread is dedicated to all this non-sense April's fool seem to have emerged. |
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| GreenEssence |
| With so many close-calls in the past, it was bound to finally happen. Winesses around the world are now speaking up, and recalling their hair-raising Tiesto experiences. Condolences go out to all of his fans and loved ones... |
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| Psiweaver |
| I like the ferry one and the Armin one. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
"It's all in our names, you see? Van Buuren is more into fisting, as he's a giant hardcore dutchman, whereas I'm a big fan of... oh... I don't know how to put it but, Armin's magical wand can totally put me in a state of trance. That's why I like him to wandit".
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| Omega_Blue |
| OMG this is terrible news.. |
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| The Darklord |
Nooooo, Tiësto cannot die! Now how's he goin' to play at Portugal next month? :sadgreen: :sadgreen: :sadgreen: :sadgreen: :sadgreen: :sadgreen:
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