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Cops are at my door!!! (pg. 2)
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| Mr. Pink |
pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.
im sure you can figure things out from there....;) |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.
im sure you can figure things out from there....;) |
LOL
Make sure you open the door while wearing that stuff / holding a peanut butter-covered doll. They'll be in so much shock they'll just leave you be.
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| Omega_Blue |
| :nervous: ... how'd you know about wanda??? :wtf: |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
pull out Wanda, that used blow-up doll you store under your bed, then put a gimp mask on and rub peanutbutter all over your body.
im sure you can figure things out from there....;) |
did it have to be used?:conf: |
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| NiteMer |
| Cover yourself in Molasses and invite them in to lick it off. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| whoa whoa whoa. they're gone now. and i'm straight up out of molasses. |
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| Floorfiller |
| yeah out "i'm going to assassinate the president" |
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| nchs09 |
tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow..
that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer. |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
tell them it took you a while to open the door because you were hiding the weapons of mass destruction under ur pillow..
that is if they nock again and u ahve the balls to answer. |
course if you do that they might send the army after you and then when they find nothing they can say it was for the children |
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| Floorfiller |
open the door and be like "alright alright...i did it"...
then pause... "APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!!"
and you'll all laugh about it |
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| UWM |
| Yell out "Fire!" and then come bolting out of your apartment. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by CyberneticAngel
did it have to be used?:conf: |
yes it had to be used!
i mean, if yer gonna buy a blowup doll named Wanda- of course yer gonna USE it.
this aint no pin the tail on the donkey stephen, this is Wanda the Coochie French Maid.
get it straight biotch! |
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