|
Mitch Hedberg dies.
|
View this Thread in Original format
| bigjimslade002 |
man this guy was so funny. he was in town for a gig here and died at his hotel. if you've never heard him download some of his bits. heres a few quotes by him:
got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."
"I wish I could play little league now, i could kick some f**kin @ss. I'd be way better than before."
"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
at the end of a letter i like to write P.S.- This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated."
"I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you're blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away
I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it
"Alcoholism, is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn't sound right."
agh im gonna miss this guy...
GIVE TRANCE A CHANCE.... |
|
|
| Sunsnail |
:haha: Funny excerps!
RIP |
|
|
| Boomer187 |
yea there have been a few posts about this.
he had some funny jokes. like saying an escalator is never really broken, it just turns into stairs. |
|
|
| Sunsnail |
oh ....
he just came on on comedy central :( |
|
|
| Izzy |
RIP :(
the guys was non stop laughs |
|
|
| guster |
he performed at the school i'm tranferring to next year.. at one part of the show he asks
"is this a christian school?"
the audience responded with "no!"
so mitch goes "oh.. well i was under the impression that it was... !" |
|
|
| muckluck |
| The unfunniness overwhelms me. |
|
|
| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by muckluck
The unfunniness overwhelms me. |
Its a lot funnier when you hear him say it.
If you've heard him say it and still dont think its funny...whatever...
RIP Mitch, you were my favorite comedian. |
|
|
| LinX |
| that guy sucked who gives a lol... |
|
|
| miamitranceman |
| He was supposed to come to my school (Emory University) next week! :( |
|
|
| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
king of the one liner |
WHAT?!
Sorry dude, hes far from it.
The king of the one liner is Rodney Dangerfield.
RIP to both. |
|
|
|
|
