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| Shakka |
....jokes.
The list was long overdue.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small
children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every
night?
A. Hanson.
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
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| ierxium |
:haha:
Good ones, the ones I understood. |
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| NeoPhono |
You forgot one.
Q: Did you hear about McDonalds new "Michael Jackson" sandwich?
A: It's got 40 year-old meat in 10 year-old buns. |
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| shaolin_Z |
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| Dervish |
Little Boy: Mum is god a man?
Mum: No
Little Boy: Is he a women?
Mum: No he's both.
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Little Boy: Is god white mum?
Mum: No
Little Boy: Is he black then?
Mum: No he's both.
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Little Boy: Ahhhhhhhhh I've got it! He's Michael Jackson! |
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| occrider |
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
A: Because there's 20 of them! |
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| shaolin_Z |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
A: Because there's 20 of them! |
:stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha:
nice addition occ. |
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| smokeape |
+1 Occ...
;)
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| ProDiGaL |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
A: Because there's 20 of them! |
we have a winner |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
You forgot one.
Q: Did you hear about McDonalds new "Michael Jackson" sandwich?
A: It's got 40 year-old meat in 10 year-old buns. |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha:
that is just too funny! |
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| George Smiley |
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon...Michael Jackson s kids |
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| Michael19 |
Michael Jackson has sacked his Chinese
lawyer because he's think he's not helping his
case. The lawyer, Mr Pok Um Yung, says Michael
is overreacting.
Other celebrities are starting to rally
round Jacko. The Beckhams' have invited him to
take a trip on a yacht with them this summer...
Jackson replied, "Sure... I'd love to come
on your little Cruz." |
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