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| wiLdd_chiLdd |
You Know You're From Toronto when a really great parking spot can move you to tears.
You can recommend about 3 good body piercing parlours.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.
You realize there are far more rainbow flags in the city than Canadian Flags.
When the temperature rises above zero degrees, you yell „Woohooo! Patio weather!�
You enjoy watching channel 47 multicultural TV
You're guaranteed to know at least one person on every episode of Speaker's Corner.
You haven't been to the CN Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn turbo elevator.
You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10 years.
You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the Hall
You've fantasized about having sex in Casa Loma
At least 3 of your friends have moved to Vancouver
You turn your nose up at any establishment frequented by the S&M crowd. (Scarborough and Mississauga)
You never, never, never swim in the lake
You know "The Beaches" are really called "The Beach", but still say "The Beaches" just to annoy all the nitwits who live there
You ever had a birthday party at the Organ Grinder or The Mad Hatter
You can say "world's tallest freestanding structure" ten times fast
You know the correct answer to "Where do shopping carts go to die?" is "The Don River"
You speak better Chinese than French
The word "cabbagetown" doesn't strike you as particularily amusing
Castle Frank subway station remains one of the great mysteries of the universe for you.
You know what the bathrooms in the First Canadian Place are REALLY for
You don't know where Fort York is, but have a vague recollection of being there in a past life
You know the Demic's song "I Wanna Go To New York City" was intended as sarcasm, not a weekend getaway suggestion
You know where to find Dim Sum, Sushi, Curry, Pad Thai and a dildo at 3 am on a weeknight
For the last time, it's pronounced 'TRONNA'!
You consider eye contact a sign of hostility and an invasion of your privacy.
It takes you half an hour to get to work by TTC and you are the envy of all your friends.
You mourned the death of the Spadina Bus.
You know someone who went to high school with at least one member of The Barenaked Ladies or RUSH
You laugh heartily at people who refer to highway four hundred and one.
You've taken the vomit comit.
You can manuver your bike across Queen st. without getting caught in the streetcar tracks.
You know the difference between souvlaki, moussaka and spanakoptia.
You can name at least three locations of The Beer Store that are open till 11 PM.
You have NEVER been to the Hard Rock Cafe |
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| Tb. |
| *heart* Toronto :tongue2 |
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| jrmacca |
| quote: | Originally posted by wiLdd_chiLdd
You laugh heartily at people who refer to highway four hundred and one.
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i don't know why, but that one has me howling over here :haha: |
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| TDG |
| quote: | Originally posted by wiLdd_chiLdd
You Know You're From Toronto when... |
...You've missed 2 streetcars within 30 seconds of each other, then had to wait 15 minutes for the next one. :mad: |
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| infinity HiGH |
| quote: | Originally posted by TDG
...You've missed 2 streetcars within 30 seconds of each other, then had to wait 15 minutes for the next one. :mad: |
For it was 30 minutes in the freezing cold today morning...I ended up taking a cab! :mad: |
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| j_spot |
| hmm..not a single one of those apply to me. |
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| muzzybear |
| quote: | Originally posted by wiLdd_chiLdd
You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the Hall
You know someone who went to high school with at least one member of The Barenaked Ladies or RUSH
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Yes and Yes.
This thread made my night! |
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| Jayx1 |
You know you are from Toronto when....
it's almost cheaper to buy a condo than to rent an apartment :eek: :eek:
you complain about $10 cover but have no trouble spending $75 in Miami, Ibiza or New York.
you truely believe that there is no such thing as life north of the 401.
you have another country's flag sticker on your bumper. |
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| wiLdd_chiLdd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
You know you are from Toronto when....
you complain about $10 cover but have no trouble spending $75 in Miami, Ibiza or New York.
you have another country's flag sticker on your bumper. |
LOL :haha: hell yeahhh... |
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| B_Rock_77 |
| LMAO great thread. There are a few more that can be added but that pretty much sums it up. :happy2: |
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| Billche |
Hahaha, some of those had me cracking up.
Id say about 10-15 apply to me |
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| malek |
You know you are from Toronto when...
you believe you're the center of the known universe:tongue2 |
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