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The Mean Thread (pg. 8)
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp j
jennypie so nice to see you, speak up again and ill punch you in the ovaries |
That'd be as close as you ever got to a woman's ovaries. And then I'd set your pubes on fire. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | | That'd be as close as you ever got to a woman's ovaries. And then I'd set your pubes on fire. |
ha ha ha ha this thread is great 1 am humour
| quote: | | Dont lie, Youve been felchering again, Now off back to felcherland where you came from! Make an unre-entry out of the CORe & dont come back! |
no, and the correct term is feltching (urbandictionary.com)...as in you were feltching your seamen out of your dads ..... |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
That'd be as close as you ever got to a woman's ovaries. And then I'd set your pubes on fire. |
you're a smelly pirate hooker! |
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| colonelcrisp |
| id say she is more like Halifax, huge in port full of dirty seamen |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
no, and the correct term is feltching (urbandictionary.com)...as in you were feltching your seamen out of your dads ..... |
LOL, lucky you put a reference to urbandictionary otherwise people would start to think you know what you are talking about! :wtf: |
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| ZeroVII |
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
ing Chavs. |
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| teegee |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
you're a smelly pirate hooker! |
I "angry pirated" your sister! AND your half sister! and gene! BITCH! PWNAGE! |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by teegee
I "angry pirated" your sister! AND your half sister! and gene! BITCH! PWNAGE! |
har har you've only met one of those
i'm totally gonna hit on your sister tomorrow
you know, stop by her dance rehearsal and give her a lift home?
mbbe take a lil detour ;) |
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| teegee |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
har har you've only met one of those
i'm totally gonna hit on your sister tomorrow
you know, stop by her dance rehearsal and give her a lift home?
mbbe take a lil detour ;) |
oh yeah? well i'll take mittens, stick a rocket engine up its ass, and spread tuna ALLL over your room..get it up in thurr and light that fuse.
one month, mark my words. fish and cat guts everywhere.
edit: itll be like elmo's house minus the cat guts! :stongue: |
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| mezzir |
BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.
If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!
Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
felix sounds tasty :thepirate |
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| teegee |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
persnicketiest |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Zenchowdah |
| suckiddyy ass lick mom dad pedophile. |
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