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Gina Pt. 2 (pg. 4)
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
haha yeah you got a point man
but idk
i feel like it'd be ridiculously hard to pull even just from the timing point, especially if the woman gives good head
i know that when i'm getting head there's no way i'd be able to just sit there and think 'ok...relax the sphincter....wait no no not there yet, ok gogogo!'
if you want something truly bizzare, try having sex on a trampoline :p |
the most difficult sexual experience ive had involved a hammock on the beach.
hammocks are teh bitch. |
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| UWM |
Hahaha. Every conversation regarding blumpkins is always good for a larf.
Don't forget about the Jelly Donut, another classic! :stongue: |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
the most difficult sexual experience ive had involved a hammock on the beach.
hammocks are teh bitch. |
wow
thats in incredible
wait a hammock like this:
or one like this:
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Hahaha. Every conversation regarding blumpkins is always good for a larf.
Don't forget about the Jelly Donut, another classic! :stongue: |
explain? |
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| dj_mdma |
gina is allllll good.
:toothless |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
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but muuuuuuuch thinner, and high up, like 4 and half feet above the ground, my back ached after.
but it was too good to pass up.
:wtf: |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
but muuuuuuuch thinner, and high up, like 4 and half feet above the ground, my back ached after.
but it was too good to pass up.
:wtf: |
good man for recognizing an opportunity i'd yell at you if you passed up
so like...girl on top?
jesus how'd you do that :p |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
explain? |
Hahaha, it's really crass and wrong, but here goes:
When you are getting head, right before you are about to bust it you pull out and shoot it on the victims face, and then punch them in the nose. The resulting mixture looks like jelly!
Yes, ma'am, I'd like a first class ticket on the first flight to Hell. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job. |
Right.... It's not just jamming a finger up the guy's ass though, you have to stimulate the prostate.... 2-3 inchs in and down. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
good man for recognizing an opportunity i'd yell at you if you passed up
so like...girl on top?
jesus how'd you do that :p |
i started off on top, but we quickly found out that wasnt happening, but she couldnt sit up on me, or the centre of gravity would be too high, so she kind of leaned down so her head was by my head, she moved up and down horizontally isntead.. sort of thing, luckily she was like 5' and im 6'1" had she been any taller, no *ing* way it would have worked. |
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Hahaha, it's really crass and wrong, but here goes:
When you are getting head, right before you are about to bust it you pull out and shoot it on the victims face, and then punch them in the nose. The resulting mixture looks like jelly!
Yes, ma'am, I'd like a first class ticket on the first flight to Hell. |
Sounds like it's in the same family as the heralded "Donkey Punch".
How about the rodeo. When doing a girl from behind, you pull out of her vag and put it in her ass. Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Or the ever elusive, fake orgasm humiliator. Here you are doing a girl from behind and pull out, spitting on her back. She'll think you came and turn around. This is when you spray her in the face.
Note - I have never put any of these strategies into practice, but they sure are funny, in theory. |
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| mezzir |
i read a list of those a while back, ing great
the gorilla mask!
go at it for a while from the back, then donkey punch her and knock her unconscious
shave her pubes, gather them, cum on her face, and spread the pubes around
gorilla mask!
:haha::haha::haha:
/ticket to hell also |
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