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so here is my funny bar story about tonight... (pg. 4)
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
dude...i'm a dead-beat dad...just ask theresa...so it's all good |
That's why I haven't been around lately... been trying to take care of our illegitimate child.
Jerk! :whip:
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
That's why I haven't been around lately... been trying to take care of our illegitimate child.
Jerk! :whip:
:tongue2 |
i'll send more money...i promise :(
:p |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
alright alright... :p
you guys missed the most important part of the story...
i TALKED to a hot chick :eek:
with no fear...and it ALMOST worked :stongue: :stongue: :p |
wait, she was a whore that was dancing on 10 dudes...I think she was out to have a dude pick her up. I mean I don't wanna ruin any confidence ya got, but f0 really...some girls just wanna get laid some nights.
and next time always be teh first to dance with the girl. and not liek just pelvic thrust dancing, use your hands correctly....heh, once she realises you got some skills at dancing she will be turning down those guys when your gone ;). at least thats what I do. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you met a hot whore at a bar and then u left her there?
i think you missed what you were REALLY supposed to learn...and that is that you are gay. |
Jamie that made me laugh so in hard...lmao...I spit wine all over my keyboard... :stongue: :stongue:
thats goin in my in sig... |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Dont date whores. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Dont date whores. |
exactly, never date them....just do your thing and leave them. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Dont date whores. |
don't worry ang...you know me hehehe. seriously...i thought this girl was awesome when i was talking to her...but then we go out...and was totally turned off...even if she was a hottie...i couldn't be with a chick like that. |
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| SirSycott |
ehhhh, i had a different situation, this girl i liked, not knowing that she was sucha freaking flirt decided to bust it out on me,
after having her figure out that i liked her, she totally disowned me cause she only saw me as a friend, but that's off topic, anyways i'm pretty sure everyone will quote me and i'll take some of your bullets so yeah let's see how far this goes
so i've had my share of chicks, instead of just hitting on them, just let them come to you, worse comes to worse, you can always resort to myspace.com and try adding a million hot chicks so that more chicks will think your an online pimp, and then try to consider that you might be cool enough to go out with, but like i said, myspace is a last resort for single males that'r in their midlife crises and up
INFUSION - Girls can be cruel, GOOD SINGLE,
get it, and play it over and over and over again, trust me |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
don't worry ang...you know me hehehe. seriously...i thought this girl was awesome when i was talking to her...but then we go out...and was totally turned off...even if she was a hottie...i couldn't be with a chick like that. |
we're not telling u to date her... |
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| Clovis86 |
| I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT WHILE IT WAS HOT. |
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| SirSycott |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT WHILE IT WAS HOT. |
wow, hey chill guys this ain't a flamming session just yet,
but i have one word to say for now,
BOOOOOYAH!!!! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
I think the general consensus here Jason is...that you should have HIT THAT WHILE IT WAS HOT. |
yea exactly.
and i thought i was going to be in your sig! :mad: u got me all excited... |
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