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Passover fun part deux (OMG SOOOO FUNNY!)
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tatgirl
This one is the best one yet!!!!

http://www.shabot6000.com/sedaclub/

(What is it with all the Jews and the rap music? ;) )
djn8goulet
Have you ever heard Chineese rap? It sounds like chineese people in a bag, not even cats, it's way worse.
LittlePoonzgirl
I'm speechless (me speechless...not for long)

I think I'll be pulling this one out for my family Sat night:p
tatgirl
Lyrics
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO

Go ShaBot, its your Pesach
We're gonna' seder like it's your Pesach,
We're sippin' Manischewitz like it's your Pesach
And you know we got the ten plagues for your Pesach!

Chorus
We're at the Seda' Club, give all your bread a shove,
cuz we got a lot o' matzah that we got to get rid of
I gotta drink a lotta' wine, the kind I really love,
So come an' drink it up, if you got a kiddish cup

Let's hear the ten plagues, yo!

DAM
Blood in the river, back off n*gga'
Don't you f*ck with 50 Cent I'll pull the trigga'

TZ'FARDEA
The freaky leaky frogs hoppin out of bogs, they
better back off quick or I'll release the f*ckin' dogs

KINIM
That's lice, ain't nice, ain't nice,
That's right I said it twice and now you gonna' pay the price

AROV
A beast, at our feast, we ain't got yeast
Gonna chill wit 50 Cent to say the very least

DEVER
Pestilence, call an ambulance,
You better make it quick cuz I don wanna take a chance

SH'CHIN
Damn, bitch, you got a lotta boils, better get the baby oils
and we get busy like the freaky moyhels

BARAD
Hail, never fail, gonna get some tail,
Gonna check the mail an drink a 40 ounce of ale

ARBEH
The locust, they focused, they wanna choke us,
They gonna' roll us up and light our ass to smoke us

CHOSHECH
Man its dark, motherf*ckin narc I'm in the park
got my philly blunt and lightin' up the spark

MAKAS B'CHOROS
Look out first-born, gonna' get the horn
Slay you, cap yo ass juss like I'm poppin' corn

(Chorus)
DJ_Elyot
LMAO that's funny... I'm not even Jewish and that's funny.
tatgirl
and now part 3.....

http://www.jibjab.com/matzah/matzah.htm
naesean3
LMAO

Tat "that's the shiznat" - where di dat where di dat!

5:44 I should be in bed.................
zokissima
quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl
and now part 3.....

http://www.jibjab.com/matzah/matzah.htm

ROFL, this one's the funniest :haha:
starsearcher
quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl
and now part 3.....

http://www.jibjab.com/matzah/matzah.htm


LoL...I was just about to post that one....hahahaha :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:

Nat you rock!!!!! This is hillarious....Fifty? no FITTY!... :haha: :haha: :haha:
starsearcher


quote:
Silverback male gorilla Lucas, eats a matza, a cracker-like bread eaten during the Jewish festival of Passover, at the Ramat Gan Safari near Tel Aviv, Israel, Tuesday April 19, 2005, as the Safari staff prepare of its animals for the week-long holiday. Jews are not allowed to eat or touch leavened foodstuffs during the Passover holiay, which commemorates the exodus of the ancient Hebrews from Egypt. (AP Photo/Ariel Schalit)

beno86
hag sameach mutha******z lolol

:happy2:
avikonen
quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl

(What is it with all the Jews and the rap music? ;) )


The legacy of Crown Heights ;)
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