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| Theresa |
Post the hilarious MSN/Yahoo/ICQ conversations you have!
Warning, this is long.... but very funny :)
He says:
Hey, you.
Theresa says:
:p
He says:
OmG, she's there.
Theresa says:
*ducks into the bushes*
He says:
LO!
Theresa says:
Automatic message: Theresa is not here right now
He says:
*dives in after her*
He says:
lol
Theresa says:
*runs away screaming*
He says:
LOL
He says:
Wow, they don't usually do that until *after* we sleep together
He says:
j/k
Theresa says:
so there was this one time
He says:
How are you?
Theresa says:
i was caught hiding in the bushes
He says:
lol
Theresa says:
so i panicked
Theresa says:
and pretended that i was looking for something
He says:
?
He says:
LOL!
Theresa says:
and whatever it was.. i was frightened by it
Theresa says:
so i ran away screaming
He says:
hehehehehe!!
Theresa says:
good times
He says:
You're a goofy one
Theresa says:
this was of course back in my young days
He says:
Theresa says:
when i was a wee one... around the age of 19 or something like that
Theresa says:
what a wacko i was then
He says:
As opposed to what, Now.. Your not-quite-so-young days? lol
Theresa says:
but im cool now
He says:
Debatable.
He says:
j/k
He says:
Theresa says:
hey u know what
Theresa says:
u messaged me
Theresa says:
therefore
Theresa says:
i am cool
Theresa says:
because u sought to talk to me
Theresa says:
the cool person
He says:
LOL
Theresa says:
ok.. im not cool but u dont need to point it out
He says:
I have something for you, Cool Person.
Theresa says:
*sobs*
Theresa says:
WAIT!
Theresa says:
*stops sobbing*
He says:
?
Theresa says:
something for me?~!?!?!
He says:
*blink*
Theresa says:
*grins like an excited school girl on christmas morning.. or maybe valentines day when she recieves a card from her crush..whatever something like that*
Theresa says:
what is it ??!?!
He says:
lol
He says:
Something i threw together tonight
Theresa says:
o0o0h lemme hear
He says:
Uploading
He says:
And it's not a preview, it's actually finished
He says:
(well, some mastering to do, etc etc)
He says:
He says:
What the hell's gotten into you, shortstuff?
He says:
Lol
Theresa says:
hmmm, im not sure
Theresa says:
im kinda nutty today
He says:
kinda?!
He says:
lol
He says:
I like nutty
Theresa says:
im not a fan of nuts
Theresa says:
well... by themselves
Theresa says:
but on stuff
Theresa says:
i dont like
Theresa says:
like.. brownies
Theresa says:
why add nuts to a brownie?
Theresa says:
inst a brownie by itself good enough?
Theresa says:
its freaking chocolatey
He says:
Out. Of. Your. Mind.
Theresa says:
and good
Theresa says:
and yummy
Theresa says:
and then they add nuts
Theresa says:
whats the point
Theresa says:
if i wanted nuts
Theresa says:
i would have gotten nuts seperately and eaten them later
Theresa says:
no
He says:
Don't say it..
Theresa says:
i wanted brownie
He says:
Oh, I thought that was going somewhere else completely
Theresa says:
brownie!!!!
Theresa says:
and now... its almost impossible to find a brownie without some nuts rammed in there
Theresa says:
u know what i do
Theresa says:
i flick the nuts off
He says:
Eat it.
He says:
Shame on you!
He says:
Poor nutws
He says:
nuts*
Theresa says:
in fact... now that i think of it
Theresa says:
imma flick them at someone i dont like next time
He says:
LOL!
Theresa says:
they can have the imposter nuts
Theresa says:
imposing on my brownie
He says:
ROFLMAO
Theresa says:
poor nuts?!?! poor brownie!!
Theresa says:
it wanted to be left alone, all delicious and mouth watering
Theresa says:
but the nuts wanted their fame
Theresa says:
ing came along and plopped themselves on the brownie
He says:
Mmmmmm, Nuts.
Theresa says:
when u eat a peanut covered brownie.. do u taste brownie? nooo u taste nutty brownie
Theresa says:
that
Theresa says:
i want a brownie
He says:
Geez. Simmer.
Theresa says:
i think i was just a little shaked
Theresa says:
shaken*
Theresa says:
i went out tonight
Theresa says:
went to order a brownie
Theresa says:
and they were out
He says:
LOL!
Theresa says:
ALL OUT OF BROWNIE!
Theresa says:
and they have the good kind... the nutless brownies
Theresa says:
none left for me
Theresa says:
i was sad
Theresa says:
so i got a chocolate truffle thinger instead
Theresa says:
it was good
Theresa says:
but wasnt like my brownie
Theresa says:
anyway... howd we get talking about brownies anyway?
Theresa says:
anywayanywayanywayanywayanyway
He says:
I have NO idea
He says:
Are you drunk?
He says:
Or on roofies?
Theresa says:
*grin*
Theresa says:
nope i am 100% sober
He says:
*cmooooooooooooooooon, Roofies*
He says:
lol
He says:
j/k
He says:
*URL for file*
He says:
HEre
Theresa says:
seriously jer.... i had a traumatizing evening with this brownie business
He says:
For your criticism
He says:
Seriously, T. I think you need to get laid
He says:
If you're making that big a deal about BROWNIES
He says:
lol
Theresa says:
omg... i think that may be one of the truest things anyone has said to me in a long time
He says:
I'm gonna give you mano-a-well, not mano, because you're not male
He says:
LOL
He says:
He says:
Now, I don't advise you go whore it up
Theresa says:
the first step is admitting it
Theresa says:
LOL
He says:
LOL
Theresa says:
*stands up*
Theresa says:
hello, my name is theresa... and i am sexually deprived
Theresa says:
GIVE ME A ING BROWNIE!
He says:
LOL!!!!!!
He says:
*stands up*
He says:
WHERE'S MINE
Theresa says:
screw u!
Theresa says:
brownies are for me
Theresa says:
omg... u know all this brownie talk
Theresa says:
im really wanting some brownie right now
Theresa says:
*considers walking to grocery store*
He says:
lol
He says:
Not a good idea
Theresa says:
why not!?
Theresa says:
WHY JER WHY!??!
Theresa says:
i wanna brownie
He says:
Well, I wanna.. Stuff, but you don't see me going out @ 1AM to get her.
He says:
I mean it.
He says:
It.
He says:
.
Theresa says:
lol
He says:
*covers face*
Theresa says:
BAHAHAHHAHA
Theresa says:
BUSTED
He says:
lol
He says:
Well, you don't know who I was talking about! Ha!
He says:
*shifty eyes*
Theresa says:
hee hee..
Theresa says:
im sleepy now
Theresa says:
all the excitement over the brownie
Theresa says:
im pooped
He says:
Yeah. Right. Brownie.
He says:
Admit, I got you all hyped.
He says:
That's right.
Theresa says:
this is quite possibly the best conversation i have ever had
He says:
Amen
He says:
All that, and you didn't say about what I sent you.
He says:
Can you see that, Theresa?
He says:
That's me.
He says:
Hurt.
He says:
Really.. Really.. Hurt.
Theresa says:
its at 60% download
He says:
Your nutless brownies were more important..
He says:
Oh.
He says:
Well then. lol
Theresa says:
.... give me 40% and ill get back to u
He says:
Don't mind me
He says:
*covers face again*
Theresa says:
BAHAHAHAHA i win
Theresa says:
*does a dance*
He says:
Nooooooooo
He says:
You win NOTHING
He says:
*bears teeth*
Theresa says:
screw u... i win brownies
Theresa says:
in the end of all of this
Theresa says:
i will have a brownie
Theresa says:
you know what would be sad?
He says:
Oh yeah? I'll have.. Umm.. This.. Gahh. I give up
Theresa says:
if i choked on a brownie
He says:
What's gonna be sad.
He says:
?
He says:
*sniffle*
He says:
Great outlook
Theresa says:
well... it would really change things for me
He says:
Well, yeah. Dying would suck
He says:
So here
He says:
Tell you what
Theresa says:
it doesnt necessarily mean i would die.. i could choke and then cough it up
Theresa says:
but that would put the brownie and i on bad terms
He says:
LOL!
Theresa says:
im not sure what i would do in that case
He says:
Back when I was a kid, I remember eating a roast beef sandwich..
He says:
And I swallowed a HUGE piece..
He says:
And it got halfway down..
He says:
And I'm like.. .. It's halfway down..
He says:
I could choke..
He says:
But MAN, this is a good sandwich
He says:
So I kept on swallowing.. I worked that ****** through
He says:
I felt like a PYTHON that day.
Theresa says:
so u think i should whip the python moves out on a brownie if it tried to choke me?
He says:
>> And yeah, you and the brownie on bad terms.. Not good
He says:
No, I'm thinking you shouldn't put it in your mouth if it's too big
Theresa says:
if that were the way life worked.. i wouldnt put a lot of stuff in my mouth
Theresa says:
but where is the fun in that!?
He says:
Agreed
He says:
(I don't put things in my mouth unless they're going all the way down my throat, so that eliminates the options quite a bit)
He says:
(and I don't mind that one bit
He says:
)
Theresa says:
hmmm so u swallow gum?
Theresa says:
u know thats not good for u
He says:
Wow, I almost misread that
He says:
And No. I don't swallow.
Theresa says:
people say that it stays in your stomach for seven years
Theresa says:
but thats a lie
Theresa says:
if it did, i would have a stomach full of gum
He says:
haha
Theresa says:
do u chew gum?
He says:
God forbid, you'd have to get your stomach pumped.
He says:
I do.
Theresa says:
i chew a lot of gum
Theresa says:
whats your favourite gum?
Theresa says:
you know what i want right now?
Theresa says:
yogurt
Theresa says:
brb imma get some yogurt
He says:
lol
He says:
K.
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EDIT!
This was the resulting aftermath:
Not the most flattering photo... but who cares? I'm not trying to impress you people... LOL! |
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| ZeroVII |
Spot all the sexual allusions, and win a prize! LOL
And yes, Ladies and Gentlemen..
Did she ever get her Yogurt. ;)
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeroVII
Spot all the sexual allusions, and win a prize! LOL
And yes, Ladies and Gentlemen..
Did she ever get her Yogurt. ;)
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lemme guess, the prize is a brownie? :p |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
lemme guess, the prize is a brownie? :p |
SCREW YOU!!! THE BROWNIE IS MINE! :whip:
You can have the nuts... :)
*Flicks nuts in your general direction* ;) |
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| ZeroVII |
Honestly, she doesn't hate nuts nearly as much as she'd let on.
~j |
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| Yan |
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| beats and beeps |
| I think I might hate chat logs. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Amanda: honkytonk bullets cum friends in pretty sausage
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+1 |
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| ZeroVII |
| Wow.. Riiiiiiiiiight over my head. |
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| Aiwendil |
so you want us to know that firstly, you talk like a retarded hippie on msn, and secondly you think yourself extremely hilarious when talking like a retarded hippie. well, i think i might hate chat logs too.
you: i like brownies
him: you're nutty!
you: i like nutty brownies
him: simmer down hot stuff
you: brownies are chocolatey
him: you're CRAAAAAAZY!
you: do you like gum
him: i like gum and brownies
you: it is ofen said that, if swallowed, chewing gum can stay in one's stomach undigested for many years
him: i felt like a snake one day because i swallowed a piece of roast beef
you: NOW YOU'RE CRAZY!!!! |
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| Boomer187 |
I really want my 2 minutes back.
plus I htink I am now depressed. thank you. |
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| Theresa |
ROTF!!
YAY :) This thread is awesome :D |
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