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Foolproof Ways to Get Someone to Break Up With You
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| Spacey Orange |
have you ever tried to break up with someone but they say 'No we're not.' and you're like :wtf: believe it, it happens. here's my suggestion:
Leave animal porn lying around.
(this may backfire if your partner actually takes interest in it. in that case, try something else.)
suggest away... |
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| beats and beeps |
| yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff? |
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| Omega_Blue |
| leave your TA profile on your computer so she can marvel at your 50000000 posts and 84.89984234876340 posts per day. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| Peeing in your pants in front of you BF's/GF's parents while wearing a big grin. |
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| Mr. Pink |
in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!":eyespop:
the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala :wtf: |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Take up an anime fetish and by a life size anime pillow with a hot anime girl on it and a whole in all the right places. ;) |
Personal fetish? :conf: :p |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
in your pants in front of her parents and then take them off and wave it around in the air making a giant wind mill and scream "AIIiiiyaiiii!!!!!":eyespop:
the relationship should be over unless they all automatically do the same thing because it's their family tradition, upon which I would consider changing your name and moving to Guatemala :wtf: |
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| jonSun |
| I had more than a few ex girlfriends say "no were not" after trying to break up with them. I just told them I will thier friends or mom. ;) |
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| Yan |
| Just tell 'em that they turned you gay. |
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| ierxium |
Fake your death. Simple.
BTW, I haven't done such thing.
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| mezzir |
aah the bedroom rodeo...
while doing a girl from behind (ideally one wearing her hair in pig tails), simultaneously switch to doing her in the pooper w/o telling her and start yelling some other girls name
as you do this, lean forward and grab her hair (as i said, pig tails is easiest)
see how long you can stay on before she bucks you off :toothless |
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