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Remarkably cool site! (funny!!!) (pg. 2)
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| SurrJRS |
Hey dude, I had no idea you loved Tiesto and ShadoWolf so much... ;P
Full Name: Elyot ([email protected])
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 19 November 1980
First Crush: Baaa baaa the sheep I saw I this farm!!!
Biggest Crush: Tiesto is dreamy!
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: OMG ShadoWolf!!! Love you hunny!!!
Current status of your relationship:
I wanna marry him/her
Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes
How many times do you masturbate in a week?
More than 7 times.
Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?
Yes
Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair
What turns you on the most?
ShadoWolf's Big juicy man cock!!11!!!!!
What's the strangest location that you've ever had sex at?
I got molestered on Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch |
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| naesean3 |
Well all I know is that Me, Uncle Bob, Big Bird and Marcello are going to CHURCH on sunday to experience aural delights from Father DEKO-ZE!!!!!
WICKID!!!!
:tongue2 :haha: :happy2: :tongue3 :crazy: :eyespop: |
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| VERTiG0 |
I'm kitchen dude. Her mom walked in on us too.
That was awesome, let me tell you. |
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| SurrJRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'm kitchen dude. Her mom walked in on us too.
That was awesome, let me tell you. |
With all the stories of psycho bitches cutting their guy's dick off, I aint whipping it out anywhere near sharp objects. dude, you're lucky that chicks mom didn't grab the chopping knife and castrate you with it! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| djeso |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Elyot
Check this out... it's funny as hell:
http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1115068334zzr
It essentially tries to predict your future love life... the responses are pretty funny actually. You don't have to enter your real email (it works fine if you enter a fake one, and you can still view your results). |
nice try!!! lol |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SurrJRS
With all the stories of psycho bitches cutting their guy's dick off, I aint whipping it out anywhere near sharp objects. dude, you're lucky that chicks mom didn't grab the chopping knife and castrate you with it! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
She screamed and ran out in the backyard. It was hilarious, I left immediately. |
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| SurrJRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
She screamed and ran out in the backyard. It was hilarious, I left immediately. |
Hahaha! I hope ya didnt forget to put your clothes back on before ya left! You might scare the neighbors! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| naesean3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SurrJRS
Hahaha! I hope ya didnt forget to put your clothes back on before ya left! You might scare the neighbors! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
"I'd recognize that tallywhacker anywhere....it had a MOLE on it"
bacon bacon bacon.....
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| karim |
you got me. I thought it was gonna construct a funny story using the info I put in when it would "predict my future sex life", but instead I got the "you've been fooled". Then I went back to read the first reply and went "doh, shoulda read that first".
Now that I think about it, my "craziest location" is prolly the best. HAHAH, but it wasn't with a teacher if anybody asks.
:)
Karim |
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| tatgirl |
I shoulda read the whole thing too.
BASTARD!!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :p |
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| ZeroVII |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'm kitchen dude. Her mom walked in on us too.
That was awesome, let me tell you. |
ROFL!
Mine was the Church parking lot.. Some guy was walking his dogs, and the pups caught us.. The guy didn't though. |
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| loca |
| godammit :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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