Semen moisturizer a hotcake in Mexico
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Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing a face moisturizer made out of semen.
Mrs. May swears on her bosoms that the semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft as a baby's bottom.
She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young men and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."
Mrs. May harvests the semen firsthand with her pornographic expertise.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html?menu= |
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++ EGO ++ |
if she's hot she can have my semen.
EDIT AFTER SEEING RJ's REPLY:
she can have my semen any day. |
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Ex-Man |
When they donate it or sell it do they cum all over her face or into a jar??? :conf: |
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naesean3 |
quote: | Originally posted by Ex-Man
When they donate it or sell it do they cum all over her face or into a jar??? :conf: |
BUKKAKE!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
even stranger - not sure on the spelling so I googled it for correct spelling and "came" upon an interesting BUKKAKE COOKIE recipe!!!! JOKES!!!!
http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :happy2: :haha: :haha: :haha: wickid ideas for an upcoming party!!! |
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zoogla |
quote: | Originally posted by naesean3
wickid ideas for an upcoming party!!! |
Dude, this isn't a gang bang forum...or is it? LOL!!!!:crazy: :crazy: |
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rabbitjoker |
eww is right:
Lyn May:
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++ EGO ++ |
quote: | Originally posted by ++ EGO ++
if she's hot she can have my semen.
EDIT AFTER SEEING RJ's REPLY:
she can have my semen any day. |
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rabbitjoker |
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naesean3 |
quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Dude, this isn't a gang bang forum...or is it? LOL!!!!:crazy: :crazy: |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just show up with a bucket-o-chicken and your in!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :nervous: :nervous: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
i digress..........:whip:
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amb_ |
quote: | Originally posted by naesean3
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just show up with a bucket-o-chicken and your in!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :nervous: :nervous: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
i digress..........:whip:
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How about a bucket of Crisco? ;) |
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