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What's your favorite proverb?
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| zoogla |
Inspired by DJ El Kay Dee
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
its better to have loved and lost, then to never to have loved at all
hey...birds of a feather flock together...
A stitch in time, saves nine.... |
A few Chinese Proverbs I came across on the net:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
**Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.** <--MY FAVE
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. LOL!!
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |
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| amb_ |
| "For the wages of sin is death, but at least the hours are good." |
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| Rodrico |
Man who finger girl on period, often get caught red handed.
Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger. |
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| dEsidEL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger. |
this one was always my favourite ..
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| preppie chick |
| With wine there's truth, with truth there are consequences. |
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| Ex-Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by preppie chick
With wine there's truth, with truth there are consequences. |
wow your so deep, reminds me of all the one night stands I ever had while drinking wine...:toothless |
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| SurrJRS |
| Man who jizz in cash register, come into money. :haha: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by preppie chick
With wine there's truth, with truth there are consequences. |
now thats a keeper.... |
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| amb_ |
| "Man who look to sky for answers get sore neck." |
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| raveed |
| he who smiles in a crisis has found someone else to blame |
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| Stingray |
"Today is a good day to die"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Stingray
"Today is a good day to die"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" |
umm those are quotes...not proverbs/sayings |
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