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My friend is trying to get fired from work..... (pg. 2)
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| Kitikat |
| He should put his boss's stapler in Jello. It will be especially effective if its a Swingline stapler that his boss is very attached to. :toothless |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Check teh PM.
Oh, and if I wanted to get fired and go out really memorable, I'd use the Goatse man in some sort of creative way. |
I really wish I didn't ask... :sadgreen: |
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| fitom tiel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
What's a lemon party? |
:stongue:
shall i direct her to the lemon party? you decide.
[edit:] whoa took a bit long there |
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| igottaknow |
don't show up to work for a couple of weeks, that should do the trick  |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
don't show up to work for a couple of weeks, that should do the trick |
"its the implied 'i quit'. i just did it, but i didnt feel like saying it, so i let you figure it out." |
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| D-res |
just have him grab his bosses package and squeeze and twist while screaming at the top of his lungs some old ed up lost chinese dialect or some random african click language bull...
that should do the job |
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| vrahnos |
| tell him to put out his dick and hit it on the desk :haha: |
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| Tranc3 |
| Is he going for a severance package? |
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| twisted |
| quote: | Originally posted by vrahnos
tell him to put out his dick and hit it on the desk :haha: |
you have some pretty bad posts... |
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| Ian^ |
| tell the boss you fingered his daughter & ask if he wants to lick your fingers :nervous: |
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| DJ Cinos |
The thing is, at least here, you get more money if you get fired than if you quit... or at least you get it faster.
I would simply go in with a boombox, turned up loud, filled with my favorite music. It'd be fun, and very disturbing to the others. |
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| vrahnos |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted
you have some pretty bad posts... |
:wtf: |
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