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I think I have an infection in my weener (pg. 2)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i dunno, but why would u tell us? we're just gonna make fun of u and not be helpful. well darkangel was, bless his heart. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by meneedit
It hurts when I go wee-wee and the skin on the head is slightly coarse. |
It sound like you have Ballistic Organ Syndrome. It's bad news.
Symptoms
Ballistic Organ Syndrome can initially be spotted on the skin by its coarse texture. There may also be slight pain in the region of the infected organ (EG: It may hurt to urinate if the Bladder is infected). Organ Syndrome manifests as a sudden, explosive discharge of one or more bodily organs at high velocity; this exit may be accompanied by some pain. There are two known variants: subsonic Ballistitis, in which the velocity of ejection does not exceed that of sound, and distinguished by an explosive discharge from throat or anus accompanied by a release of wet, atomized bodily contents; and supersonic Ballistitis, in which the organ exits the body by the path of least resistance, breaking free directly through muscle, tendon, bone, and skin tissues.
Supersonic Ballistitis is the more dangerous manifestation, as the ejecta exceed the speed of sound and therefore strike without warning. Surprisingly, however, the high energy of supersonic Ballistitis discharge cauterizes the surface of the organ and sterilizes the ejected bodily contents, so that the overall risk of infection is less than that of subsonic Ballistitis.
In rare cases, the Ballistitis virus infects the patient's entire body. Eventually, some event causes one or more cells to rupture, after which the patient's body is disrupted in an explosive ejection of all bodily organs. This manifestation of the syndrome frequently occasions the death of the patient; at best, the loss of all bodily organs will cause considerable inconvenience and distress (as set out in Doctor Buckhead Mudthumper's Encyclopedia of Forgotten Oriental Diseases).
The Ballistitis retrovirus may be transmitted through direct contact with organic ejecta or through inhalation of atomized bodily contents. Medical personnel dealing with infected patients are strongly recommended to seek the advice of a military fortifications engineer to assist in deploying sandbagging and overhead protection, as ejected organs can travel a considerable distance and explode with some force on impact. When handling a patient at close quarters, respirator masks and ballistic body armor are strongly recommended as prophylaxis. Under no circumstances should a patient be immersed in water or any similarly incompressible fluid, placed in close proximity to load-bearing members of any structure, or surrounded by objects that might become lethal shrapnel in the event of an explosion. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
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that has to be BS right???? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode! :haha: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode! :haha: :stongue: :stongue: |
WEll if it makes u feel better...i believed you 75%...thats why i ran a search on it |
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| LinX |
| exploding penis huh :wtf: |
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| meneedit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
sssshhhhhh!! I wanted him to think his weener is going to explode! :haha: :stongue: :stongue: |
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hehe... weener... explode... :stongue:
I was gonna say, I didnt think it was that bad |
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| meneedit |
Its better now anyway, the skin is slowly flaking and it doesnt hurt anymore.
man, I feel sorry for people that have ever passed a stone. |
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| Lil-H |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahaha
pumice is a rock used for pedicures n stuff..buffing and getting rid of dead skin on your heels...i would imagine it would hurt using it against your penis.
i dunno, but why would u tell us? we're just gonna make fun of u and not be helpful. well darkangel was, bless his heart. |
jea, and stay stuff like "pics or stfu":p :p :p |
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