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10 Reasons why Vin Diesel is the best human on Earth.
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1. 44% of the populace have had dreams featuring Vin Diesel playing either Golf, Tennis or Cricket.
2. Vin Diesel once stole an X-Wing fighter jet from Luke Skywalker, flew to Earth, and said to Ashlee Simpson, quote: "STFU, before you make a total ass of yourself and your career is over!" Ashlee ignored Vin and three weeks later was caught lip synching on SNL.
3. Vin Diesel downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it.
4. Taking advice from his good friend Mike Tyson, Vin Diesel actually ate Lennox Lewis' children.
5. After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.
6. Vin Diesel once ate 30 hardboiled eggs with no problem, then made love to 20 virgins.
7. Vin Diesel always knows just the right spot to pet a kangaroo.
8. Vin Diesel uses diamond studded condoms. He uses them with no regard for his partners pain, but after sex, offers them radiator coolant, for use as local anesthetic.
9. Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.
10. Vin Diesel slipped easily passed the yeti on his first attempt, and on every attempt thereafter he actually tracked the yetti and ate it. |
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| jizza |
| no seriously, who are you?!? i dont recall M being a) this ing funny or b) having facial hair... well REVEAL YOURSELF?! :conf: |
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| DaveBegic |
| imo vin deisel is one of the biggest chodes in hollywood today.. the guy cant even speak. at least stallone couldnt speak but he had something going for him - he was rocky balboa. |
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| sezzy |
| ummm i can't be bothered reading all that ...but vin diesel is HOT. |
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| stamper |
| This thread is a Girls eating sandwiches thread wannabe. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by jizza
no seriously, who are you?!? i dont recall M being a) this ing funny or b) having facial hair... well REVEAL YOURSELF?! :conf: |
sorry chief - i forgot to give credit to the site - keep hitting refresh and you can get some priceless facts about Vin Diesel
for example:
For breakfast Vin Diesel eats 4 scrambled eggs, 5 strips of bacon, and a log.
linksy~ |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by stamper
This thread is a Girls eating sandwiches thread wannabe. |
werd.
xXx rocked though.
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| OLi_A |
| hahaha i just wasted the best 10 minutes of my life |
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| TCB |
| the only good role he's played is in saving private ryan where he gets shot dead. the movie was so much better after that momment. :D |
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| Simon00 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TCB
the only good role he's played is in saving private ryan where he gets shot dead. the movie was so much better after that momment. :D |
I was just about to post i have never seen a vin poser movie but that is one i have seen. :eek: |
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